I'd Like To Direct Everyone's Attention To Omar Najam's Twitter. These Are All From The Past 48 Hours:

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

We caught a ghost!

ghosta nova 👻🎸

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I know the ghoul boys said they wanted to beat the try guys, I don't think this is what they meant tho

bad week for PMs of island nations across the world

Had a dream last night there was a new Tumblr feature called "WANNA SHARE WITH THE CLASS?" (all caps) where if you thought about something too often Tumblr would reach into ur mind and post it for you

salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

Sumerian/Mesopotamian Amulet Seal in the Form of a Bull, c. 3250 BCE.

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world