What The Fuck.

A thousand years will pass and I will continue laughing.

Artist's twitter @drybomes

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I'm so normal about them

7.04 || 7.06 - hand

Me

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

My parents

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

MC: If I died-

Solomon, reading his book: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

And mommy issues (also an eating disorder)

going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

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My silly boy

Smoke keeps getting into trouble 😭

// I finally got this done!! Took me a while (send help)