U Know Someone’s About To Get Dragged Through The Mud When An Academic Uses The Phrase ‘it’s Tempting

#brainfog

in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

He is actually a deer

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

to be honest I think working on a sewing machine strains my eyes as much as being on a computer does. However, I am incentivized to remain alert and focused by keeping my fingers within stabbing distance of a needle making 60 stitches per minutes.