Norskidiot - Some Random Shit

Bro wtf do you mean Darker Timeline? I’d literally pay to watch that.

okay but the fact that Disney tried to start a princess twitch channel and got harrassed off the platform by hardcore simps is the funniest thing to happen all year

*slorp*

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

But I wanna

Is it okay to put a toaster in your bath if it's not plugged in? [time sensitive question]

DO NOT PUT A TOASTER IN YOUR BATH AT ALL

Fox my beloved <3

man... this guy bro

Oh how I wish it was real

You’re laughing. Donald Trump jr got shot by Disney employees for trying to hunt the lions in animal kingdom and you’re laughing. Me too bitch this is fucking hilarious

I genuinely thought that it said reptiles instead of replies the first time I read it and I just accepted it as "tumblr being tumblr" and kept scrolling. I had to stumble across the original post before I realized something was wrong.

I think I need to use the sleep, that's enough internet for today

Why are your replies turned off?

They aren’t, you need to be following for a specific amount of time to get the replies to unlock

GODS DAMN IT

DRAGONS ARE REAL I REPEAT DRAGONS ARE REAL. THEY WERE LIVING IN ANTARCTICA THE WHOLE TIME HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE

Yo, I want this

All the children born over the last year are going to grow up deeply and profoundly bored with hearing about how they were born during a global pandemic

walm

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

I love how it says “If”

This implies that he’s immortal.

If rick astley dies he will have failed to never make us cry