Here’s To All The Lesbians Who’s Arms Cramped Up, Because She Said “don’t Stop.

Sounds like a great plan to me. 

Beware of the baby ducks!

My childhood. 💕

Once more for the people in back.

Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t there anymore doesn’t mean it isn’t your fault because every “I love you” that you ever said will echo in their god dammed head and no one deserves that.

From the moment I laid my eyes on you, I knew you were the one.

Actually, it's your spirit re-entering your body after having traveled elsewhere.

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

Underweight people are aware that you can see their bones and that it is unappealing. Overweight people are aware that you can see their excessive fat and that it is unappealing. They are aware of their bodies more than you are. Therefore, unless your intention is to help them get the tools they need to be healthy, do not EVER advise them to gain or lose weight.