our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary
tma is a show which spends the first 100 episodes going "look at these monsters. aren't they fucked up. yeah and they're all so happy being monsters who hurt people monstrously" and then the protagonist who you've spent hours listening to at this point becomes one of those fucked up monsters, forcing you to either dismiss him as evil or you have to fully change how you view all the previous monsters. and then they spend the next 100 episodes dealing with that
I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.
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um. Oh. You got replaced? Shit, damn. Have a paper towel or smth idk
wdym he took ur eyes how didn’t anyone notice his eyecolor change
idk put a wet paper towel on it tf am i gonna do
Au where getting distortioned didn’t terminate Micheal’s contract, so he just kinda shows up every day, knife hands and all, and just does paperwork
nope, you can't fool me, I'm well aware that this is an inside joke from the season 1 blooper reel
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.