I Love How Tma Introduces Canon Vampires And Immediately Glosses Over Them. Yeah We Have Vampires Here.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I saw this and said. “this should go on tumblr.” so now its on tumblr.

Ocean announcement:

Today is Isopod Sunday. Do whatever.

u are all so so loved by me

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

It's interesting how in Fablehaven 2, Coulter is introduced as a sexist jerk who Kendra despises, and then in every other book, that's never mentioned again.

Kendra hugs him after being kidnapped in book 4 and she seems to have forgotten everything. Not me—my petty self would have been like "Wow can you believe I managed to get away from the Society without your help?? I'm just a girl, how did I do that??"

"Kendra I just didn't take you on a field trip like six months ago, get over it"

"but I'm just a girl tho???"

The monthly routine yk how it goes

i'm a simple soul, i just need to escape society and live amidst the trees engulfed in fog and befriend mysterious creatures out there

Rule