Reblog Daily For Health And Prosperity

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

Rule

why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

tma is a show which spends the first 100 episodes going "look at these monsters. aren't they fucked up. yeah and they're all so happy being monsters who hurt people monstrously" and then the protagonist who you've spent hours listening to at this point becomes one of those fucked up monsters, forcing you to either dismiss him as evil or you have to fully change how you view all the previous monsters. and then they spend the next 100 episodes dealing with that

The Admiral travels back to s1 with the ability to switch between Giant Cat and normal kitty. He walks to the Institute (he's a very smart cat Jon always said so) and eats Elias three days after Jon's promotion. For some reason this has no consequences for anyone else. Jon finds the cat he and Georgie coparented sitting on his desk covered in blood and immediately washes him off and returns him to Georgie thus reigniting their friendship. Daisy and Basira show up but they never find out who did it. Everything is resolved though Jon never stops wondering if the Admiral killed Gertrude to get him promoted.

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Call me The Archivist the way random shit gets beamed into my mind in an entirely unrelated situation.

Rewatching TMA and getting to Arachnophobia is a lot funnier when you imagine Jon just having war flashbacks as he reads through this, like, no WONDER the poor man thought that it was some kind of prank

“Can you be haunted by the ghost of the spider that destroyed your childhood ?”

I don’t know, Jon, CAN you ?