Apparently Rowling Hasn't Tweeted Since Her Cyber Bullying Meltdown, And I'm Thinking That Might Be Related

Mad about politics again

chillin on a Saturday night

HAPPY BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY EVERYONE!!!🥳🥳🥳

starting a collection

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

One solution to the male loneliness epidemic could be mandatory feminization

I know we all love our Adelard Dekker (throws horrors in concrete) and Joshua Gillespie (outsmarts horrors with ice)

but can we talk about the old man who just straight up 1v1-ed a werewolf? And won?

Lawrence Mortimer deserves to be up there.