Hey Black Butler Fans

Hey guys, so I'm living out of my car now. It's not quite as uncomfortable as it sounds, but we're still relying on doordash to make money every day, and that doesn't always work out since I live very much in the country. Right now, we're looking to get our cat Meatball some things that'll make his life easier like a longer leash and a more secure harness since he has nowhere else to go but with us. Hopefully, this situation will be as temporary as possible, but the way things have been going the past year, I'm not incredibly optomistic anymore.

If anyone reading this had some pocket change they could throw our way, it would be a huge help with food, gas, water, cat things, meds, etc. No pressure, though, unless you absolutely can spare it.

PayPal - dsophia (icon is SpongeBob)

Cashapp - ThatOneDemon666

Thank you to everyone who has helped so far ♡ I honestly wouldn't have made it this far without y'all.

mandatory shuake

it’s them

gay souls

made a hellsing au because... i love hellsing au's....

Integra Stede, Alucard Ed, and Walter Izzy.....

Only roughly based on the plot of Hellsing, Izzy is only a bit older than Stede and was assigned to him when they were young by Stede's family/Hellsing organization specifically to keep an eye Stede to make sure he didn't try anything funny and get in the way of their plans.

Stede is fake figurehead of the family and when not being used, he is essentially shoved to the side and left to his own devices, which is mostly just esoteric research into cryptids and mythical creatures.

Izzy didn't care for Stede at first, viewing the assignment as an annoying job, but after spending time with him as his butler/bodyguard, he finds him to be far kinder and wonderful than expected. Stede treats Izzy like a friend instead of a tool, and Izzy only grows to care for Stede more and more over time.

Stede doesn't stumble upon Ed until he's in his late 20s or early 30s. He's had many years to settle in his ways that the sudden introduction of being the master of a legendary vampire is not something he takes to very gracefully. Ed doesn't mind though, he enjoys how strange but human Stede is.

Ed has lived a very long time, and though he doesn't regret his life as a vampire, he cannot help but long for his lost humanity. He tempts Stede with offers of being turned but Stede turns him down, his reasoning being that there are too many human comforts he would just hate to lose. The answer is hysterical to Ed and makes him immediately like Stede.

hes not calling grell good girl. .

thought about unrequited sebagrell love today time to take a swig

okay… so i didn’t expect part one to do so well but i’m grateful for the attention it got!!! so glad to see my fellow paleo nerds here in the black butler fandom. without further adieu, here are some reapers!!

Grell Sutcliff - Maip

Grell Sutcliff, the most extravagant, colourful, and LOUD of all of Grim Reaper Disptach. She is able to light up any room with sound just using by using her shrill voice and extremely extroverted personality. Even if she passed away by her own hand, she is flamboyant and full of colour, much more than her comrades in dispatch. A wonder, why would anyone so in love with life throw their own away? (I stole that from a fic, i love that line. thank you insertpoetryhere for that.) Grell’s claws are always sharpened every morning to keep her deadly ability to rip anyone’s throat out ready to go. Conveniently, her feathers are a deep, bloody red, covering up the messes she makes of various soul collections and… Enemies.

William T Spears - Edmontosaurus

Tall, stiff, and seemingly attractive (To Grell, at least,) William is a picture perfect rendition of what a Grim Reaper should look like. Despite this, he must constantly battle his quote unquote “disheveled” workers to keep this image perfect. Grell and Ronald always make a mess of everything he meticulously puts together. But deep down, even if he’d disagree the second you’d ponder the idea, he cares for his carnivorous comrades.

Ronald Knox - Torvosaurus

Somewhat younger than his Reaper comrades, Ronald has made a name for himself as the cutest Torvosaurus on the block. His sleek, trendy glasses and his almost perfect scales make him a treat for anyone who may lay their eyes on him. His slightly smaller and sleek stature makes him fast in battle too, matched with his claws and sharp teeth, it’s almost impossible to escape him once you’re stuck in his grasp.

Undertaker - Therizinosaurus

//I WAS STUCK FOR SO DAMN LONG ON WHAT TO MAKE THIS MF. MY IRL SAID “u should do arthropluera for him” AND IM LIKE “everything in here is dinosaurs wouldn’t it just be weird if he was a bug… also i don’t want to draw a bug” THEN SENT DOWN FROM HEAVN LIKE AN ANGEL CAME TIMBLR USER PITCHBAT TO ASK ME “make him a theri :3” and let me tell you. i was at work procrastinating and i ascended. thanku.

Undertaker smells bad. No cool description. Just look at him. Shaggy fuck. I bet he doesn’t brush his feathers. Grell does it though, she gets fussy about it and tells him to either get a spine from another dinosaur or just let her brush it with her claws. What a mysterious fellow.

Size Chart

I remember seeing those black butler headcanons on Pinterest and one of them was basically "Sebastian thought butler Grell was conventionally attractive and was secretly upset she isn't the uwu girl of his dreams" 😭😭😭