Michael: *is the killer*
Literally everyone else, running behind a wall or something: SHITFUCKDAMMITSHITFICKDJHDBS
Me, an idiot, crouching up to him: feed the baby
so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just
Connor: “Beware of dog” they say. Of course I will be aware of the dog. I like dogs. I am aware of all dogs.
Reuniting with other survivors but the killer interrupts
to Ash and dust
i wipe my
and i
slAp my nUtS
… has this been done before?
Connor: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products.
Connor: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*
Connor: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good.
I’d take Connor to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks in.
McCree: when is something no longer cool?
Genji: when Hanzo starts doing it
Nice
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