Emoji Spell

Interviewer: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Kamski: hey Gavin! how tall are you?

Gavin: Fuck you!

in movies:

Markus: If you are about to be stabbed, just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone.

Josh: None of us have as much swagger as you do, so I don’t think that’ll work.

Markus: Josh? You’re still here? I thought you left.

Josh: I’m contemplating what life really means. Do we have a purpose? Or are we all just aimlessly wandering around looking for food?

Markus:

Josh: Plus, North glued my ass to the chair

Found this on ig... I thought some may need it 💖

Hank: *coughs violently*

Connor: Don’t die.

Hank: Don’t tell me what to do.

Sheriff: Loomis! How did you survive the explosion?!

Loomis: I used Michael's body as a shield. All 6'8 of him.

I feel threatened.

Ominous positivity

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