"come Home And See My Girl Cave :)" I Say Flirtily. You Agree, Imagining A Rec Room With Some Couches

"I've thought about having children, but I must say I never considered having them with you."

before the world was big 👭

It’s the most wonderful day of the year - well, unless you’re one of Paris and Janeway’s abandoned lizard children that is….

Happy Threshold day! 🦎🦎🦎

I’ve been staring at the edge of the water Long as I can remember Never really knowing why

I think one of my absolute favorite Dan and Phil things is how much they love going to zoos/wildlife parks/aquariums when they travel? Like on this tour alone - in just three months! - they've been to zoos in Stockholm, San Diego, and Melbourne, and the aquarium in Toronto. They are animal nerds and I love them!!

And they've done this for years, on every tour! Like just talking about the Australian legs of their tours, they went to a wildlife park to hold koalas during TATINOF! And they went whale watching during II! And even though I feel like cute animals are more "Phil's branding," Dan is clearly just as big of an animal nerd because he went to a wildlife park again during WAD and held another koala (and chilled with some kangaroos) <3

And I know they've probably been gone on a bunch of other cute little zoo dates over the years that I'm completely forgetting right now (plus some they haven't even shared with us), but the point is, those two love animals. They love going on dates to go see animals. And to see how genuinely sweet they are with animals (Phil stroking the wallaby's face with his thumb! both of them being so careful and gentle with Dewey the koala in the DITL video!) warms my heart so much <3

the kenten scene but with the kids this time

Can’t wait for @danielhowell to get sick of me as I send him Insta memes lol

Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear