15 Years Of Dan And Phil In 5 Minutes - Edited By Danrifics

So I just randomly did a punnet square at 1 am about the possibilities of 4 fingers vs 5 fingers. And I feel like sharing so enjoy!

J- 5 fingers N- 4 fingers

Parents: JN x NN

Jakes avatar body has 50% human DNA and 50% Na’vi DNA, making him have JN. Neytiri is NN because she’s a purebred Na’vi. And if you put those two dominate traits in a punnet square, you get a 50/50 chance.

The genotype is 50% JN and 50% NN

The phenotype would also be 50% 4 finger and 50% 5 finger

And seeing as Tuk and Neteyam have 4 fingers and Lo’ak has 5 fingers, it’s safe to assume that if Jake and Neytiri had another kid, it would have 5 fingers.

Thanks for reading my random science bullshit while I still work on running out of air pt. 2

twenty years across the sea

"I really believe that if the political leaders of the world could see their planet from a distance of, let's say 100,000 miles, their outlook would be fundamentally changed. The all-important border would be invisible, that noisy argument suddenly silenced. The tiny globe would continue to turn, serenely ignoring its subdivisions, presenting a unified facade that would cry out for unified understanding, for homogeneous treatment. The earth must become as it appears: blue and white, not capitalist or communist; blue and white, not rich or poor; blue and white, not envious or envied. Small, shiny, serene, blue and white, and FRAGILE."

-- Apollo 11 command module pilot Michael Collins

Happy Moon Day, all.

[Photo of LM Eagle, Earth, and the lunar surface taken during Apollo 11 mission. The photographer, CMP Michael Collins, is the only human who has ever lived who does not appear in frame.]

Normie interviewers will be like SO are you two fucking as if Dan and Phil would hard launch after 15 years in a random ass interview and we all go ugh invasive questions about their personal lives can ya cool it 🙄 but then Phannies come on the scene asking insane coded questions and making references to their 15 years of work so that they can throw us answers that require a degree in phannieism to decode and we all go yeah that's what I thought you'd say you dumb fucking rats (affectionate) and it's honestly so beautiful. We are out here playing 4d chess with their relationship status and I'm not sure who's winning.

josh groban playing sweeney todd is great for many reasons but also because that means that this is who judge turpin shipped off to an australian penal colony.

and this is who came back 15 years later

The week between Christmas and New Years exists in a liminal dimension where neither your diet nor Spotify nor God can find you. Now is the time to be who you truly are. Dissolve into the sweet embrace of the void

OH MY GOD WE GOT FED BY THE ICONIC DUO AND HE WON HIS FIRST AWARD FUCK YEEEAH !

everyone on this website on the 21st of september

Happy Birthday @danielhowell !! Thanks for all the bants, the laughs, and the love you’ve poured into the community all these years. You’ve helped so many people find their truths, and we are forever grateful to you for it. I hope today is filled with cake, joy, and of course…SLITS. Love ya ❤️