Fuck Romeo And Juliet I Want What These Bitches Have

SEBASTIAN STAN WINS GOLDEN GLOBE FOR BEST MALE ACTOR IN MUSICAL OR COMEDY FOR A DIFFERENT MAN!!!!!!!

fifteen years of dan and phil | a web weave

i take you to be my husband, // we were put, two little boys from Reading and Rawtenstall

to have and to hold from this day forward, // i think the universe would rip in half, let’s not try that

for better or for worse, // the future: the knight of wands

for richer or for poorer, // without the internet, we never would have met

in sickness and in health, // ring phil

to love and to cherish, // secondly, i just wanted to say how proud i am of dan

(to be cont.)

i’m really enjoying the olympics this year, there is some quality nonsense going on

for the first time in the modern olympics (possibly ever?) there’s an equal number of women competing to men, and included in that group we have icons like simone biles, kim yeji, imane khelif

and then over with the dudes we’ve got yusuf dikec who took up shooting after he got divorced, turns up in a t-shirt with no ear protection only to shoot near perfect rounds and then ask where the smoking area is. we’ve got henrik christiansen who is taking tiktok by storm not for his swimming prowess but the fact he is obsessed with the olympic village chocolate muffins. we’ve got stephen nedoroscik, who is trained literally only in pommel horse so he kinda just sits around doing rubik’s cubes while everyone else does their thing (pommel goes last) and then they activate him like a fucking sleeper agent to crush the pommel routine, secure the usa a medal, and also he cannot fucking see the entire time bc he needs glasses

quality, quality nonsense

I’m so proud of him🥲

Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long

The present, the past, they're both in the future! The future is in the past!

Jack Skrunklington

starring most of the Halloweentown residents.

I was planning to have them all here but i’ll draw the rest at another time :)

The week between Christmas and New Years exists in a liminal dimension where neither your diet nor Spotify nor God can find you. Now is the time to be who you truly are. Dissolve into the sweet embrace of the void

really serving video footage of beloved dead wife who passed away tragically