some of my favorite funny spirk moments from the original series. subtitles included. enjoy!
that's literally princess diana
THE PITT 1.14
Jim comes home.
i take you to be my husband, // we were put, two little boys from Reading and Rawtenstall
to have and to hold from this day forward, // i think the universe would rip in half, let’s not try that
for better or for worse, // the future: the knight of wands
for richer or for poorer, // without the internet, we never would have met
in sickness and in health, // ring phil
to love and to cherish, // secondly, i just wanted to say how proud i am of dan
(to be cont.)
Better start saving rn
everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰
Just a silly lil stupid idea I wanted to share after Ithica saga because lord knows we need it after that
But just imagine after he gets home, Odysseus & Telemachus are playing on the beach & Telemachus decides to run into the water. Ody chases after him, but when he gets to the water’s edge it quickly recedes around him to the point where it’s obvious it’s avoiding him. & to be funny, Telemachus jokes “I think Poseidon’s afraid of you, father”
& without missing a beat, he goes “he doesn’t have to be. I’m home now” & now Telemachus is like 👀👀👀 cause what the hell is THAT supposed to mean
Odysseus just smirks & cups his hands around his mouth & yells something like “I promise I won’t stab you again!” What? He can show off & brag to his son
& then a huge wave crashes straight into Ody & knocks him flat on his ass
Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear
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