Beelzebub: You silly angel, how would you live if I don't exist
Gabriel: Why would I live if you don't exist?
Maggie: WOW
Beelzebub: Don't you think child with gray wings will be so cute?
Gabriel: (visible happiness) Is that a proposal?
Dagon: Don't you think child with gray wings will be cute.
Michael: ? No.
Demons do what they want
Mabel: Finn is so cold these days.
Bipper: Well, Well, Well. He finally die.
Star: Oh my, how!
Marco: I'll get the coffin.
Wirt: Finn is always cold.
(a knife that cuts and bakes toast at the same time)
Marco: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Morty: It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn't bleed.
Bipper: But we can get as much pain and screaming as we want! I'm looking forward to it!
Finn: Why would you stab a person when you can have toast?
Mabel: Well, plan B failed.
Morty: Technically this is plan F. Plan B was failed two hours ago because Marco and Star opened the wrong door.
Marco: ...What are the remaining plans?
Morty: Plan G and plan K. They're similar, but Bipper dies in plan K.
Wirt: I like plan K.
Mabel: When are we supposed to meet?
Morty: 3:30 p.m.
Mabel: What time did you guys get here?
Wirt: 3:20 p.m.
Mabel: And what time did I get here?
Coraline: 3:40.
Mabel: So I'm going to make a sincere apology from now on.
Bipper, passing by: Time is dead suckers!!!
Coraline: Wirt, can you take out the trash?
Coraline: Wirt put down Bipper.
Ex-Supreme Archangel, Ex-Prince of Hell, and third wheel