Fernando Alonso faces the press at the 2010 German Grand Prix post-race press conference
F1 drivers as Glee quotes they would say:
Max Verstappen:My personality is like a radioactive asteroid. Spend too much time with it and it could kill you-Sam Evans
George Russell: Maybe it’s our job as young, hot progressives to educate older, scary farts- Brittany Pierce
Daniel Ricciardo: Wow. Sad songs make me really sad and I don’t want to be sad - Brittany Pierce
Charles Leclerc: It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.- Sam Evans
Alex Albon: ‘I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then, on some dark cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face- Sue Sylvester
Lando Norris-And that is how I make the manager cry at the cheesecake factory. By being a diva- Emma Pillsbury
Carlos Sainz Jr.: You know what, let me at her. TU ERES LOCA!" - Santana Lopez
Pierre Gasly: How's that homelessness working out for ya? Have you tried not being homeless?- Sue Sylvester
Lewis Hamilton - I WILL NO LONGER BE CARRYING AROUND A PHOTO ID. KNOW WHY? PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW WHO I AM.-Sue Sylvester
Esteban Ocon: “Are you questioning my badassness?”- Noah Puckerman
Sebastian Vettel: “I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But face it, I’m legend. It’s happened.” - Sue Sylvester
Lance Stroll: “You might think that all of the boys in school would want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.” - Rachel Berry
Seb: I would like to thank my mum and dad, the race engineers, dear god almighty... but most of all, Vitaly Petrov.
Nando:
I feel like always need to preface these takes by saying I'm a Max fan not a Lewis fan because I've found myself defending Lewis against Max fans far too often this year.
Christian Horner owes Lewis Hamilton a PUBLIC apology for the insinuations and accusations he made regarding Lewis intentionally causing the accident. Lewis Hamilton is alot of things, but he's not someone who has ever wished ill will on another. His comments came off racially motivated, whether that was his intention or not.
Max has a duty as a fellow driver to speak up against the racism his fans are hurling at Lewis. It's one thing to get heated about this accident, it is another thing entirely to attack with racial abuse. This is beyond not okay and I believe the only person with the power to set some of these people straight is Max.
It's a huge SHAME that back in 1975 - I repeat, 1975, 46 years ago - Lella Lombardi was there racing in F1 and now, with all the tech improvements this sport went through, we're far far faaaaaar away from having a woman racing in F1. W Series is cool and all, but it's not the same.
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i am in severe distress. i am vibing. i am king of the world. i am bored. i am lost at sea. i am making coffee. i am foraging in the forest. i am making tea. i am chasing pigeons. i am napping in a chair
Can you imagine being Mark Webber though?
Like it’s 2007 and you‘re on course for a podium and it’ll be 2nd place, your highest finish so far - and then some fucking 20 year old twink crashes into you under savety car?
And a year later that twink WINS in Monza in a modified version of your 2007 car? And he beats you in the championship even though his car is supposed to be worse than yours?
And in 2009 after years of driving backmarkes and midfield cars you finally have a car capable of winning - and that fucking twink becomes your teammate and beats you
And in 2010 you’re so close to winning the championship but again twink beats you? IN THE LAST FUCKING RACE???
AND HE SETS A RECORD WITH THAT CAUSE HE IS SO FUCKING YOUNG???
Can you imagine after 7 seasons of the midfield you finally have a chance at winning the title and some cheery and overly chatty child with road rage comes in and the team is all “😍look at him go😍”
Damn, I would have hated him as well
girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already
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