... I would point out that Bruce has more, likely heavier children, and should therefore have more dad strength. Logically.
Jason: Ugghhh, I can't believe I lost to an old man. Bruce is like 50 something. How is he so strong?
Bruce: I am 40.
Jason: Potato potato. Same shit.
Dick: To be fair, he beats all of us in arm wrestling. And I think he is putting his Batman face but he doesn't even twitch while wrestling with you.
Jason: Way to rub in the salt, dickhead. Do any of you wanna go?
Damian: And humiliate myself? I have self respect Todd.
Tim: Yeah, no. I'm already running low on my energy drink. I don't think I can even lift a finger right now.
Cass: I am agile, not strong. If Jason can't beat him, I probably can't too.
Steph: How are you so strong anyway?
Bruce: Dad strength.
Jason: Bullshit.
Dick: Dad strength is real?
Damian: Is that why you keep bringing in new children, father?
*Entering the living room*
Duke: Hey, guys. Danny's here. He has some burgers with him.
Danny: Way to rat out my lunch, dude.
Duke: You have like 2 dozen burgers there. Ain't no way you are eating all of that.
Danny: You don't know that. I could totally eat all of this.
Duke: Sure you can. What are all of you doing on the coffee table? And why does Jason look like he wants to shoot Bruce.
Steph: He lost to Bruce in arm wrestling.
Tim: And Bruce says the only reason he is strong is because of Dad strength.
Duke: You're exaggerating. Bruce can't be that strong.
-2 minutes later-
Duke: I take back what I say.
Danny: Oh I want to try. I've been lifting a lot recently. Look at this. *Flex almost nonexistent muscle*
Tim: Yeah, sure dude. Looks great.
Damian: Your sarcasm is dripping, Drake. And there is no way you are beating father, Fenton.
Danny: Oh just you wait.
-1 minute later-
Jason: What The Fuck.
Dick: You're joking, Bruce. Tell me you're joking.
Jason: There is no fucking way I am weaker than this twink. He looks more malnourished than when I was a street kid.
Damian:*Frowns heavily*
Steph and Cass: *Laughing at Jason's, Bruce's and Dick's shocked face*
Tim: How are you so strong?
Danny: Dad strength.
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No, that's the same sound as or again. Thinking about it more, I suspect it comes down to 'its kinda an o, but it's weird, so double o'
I suddenly feel like I missed more than I thought I did - wasn't Alec one of the more normal folk around, like - not as normal as Parian, sure, but like Piggott, Ms Militia, or Clockblocker?
Amy Dallon haters be like “if I was emotionally neglected for years and then psychologically tortured by one of the scariest serial killers in the world, I would simply not freak out about it”
... Honestly, if not for my dairy intolerance and dislike of most dairy free cheese I've tried (including all the sliced ones), I may actually like that? Like... It's a distinct style of food which I wasn't quite expecting at any point until it was done, but it's probably decent.
what the fuck is this monstrosity
... If one's sister's sister is a princess, I assume the royal family just isn't counting any but the primary heir?
I don't think there's a logic under which you get to claim that phrase without oneself and the first sister don't count besides that...
I've never done animation before
this is something I made as a joke for one of my friends, featuring her OCs
true self
Hm - oh, yeah, I can see that sort of keyboard in general, I suppose. Looking down this feature set - preferred voice? As their calling it. I'd of said sound set, or maybe instrument...
ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)
ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.
... Also, Nintendo releases commercial failure consoles pretty often. Doesn't seem to be every other console like my dad claimed, but there's plenty: the Wii U and Pokemon Mini, at least, and more debatable, the Nintendo 3DS, which proves Nintendo will drop prices like most folk seem to be wanting for "it preformed well in the market, but not as well as expected", so...
"you have to buy switch 2 games, don't you think the workers deserve to be paid?" that's not how that works. that's not how any of this works. you dumb motherfucker. they get a salary. they don't get royalties
Given the tone, Vaseline in place of dip. The other way around isn't Great, but it's not enough to cause a drama post, unless you're allergic, in which case why even have the dip somewhere you could think it something you could have.
struggling to comprehend the scale of the mistake I almost just made