You’d Never Get It I Have Sick And Twisted Fantasies (making Every Character Aromantic)

redraw meme to cope lmao

Wyll, Scratch and the Owlbear cub taking a short rest~

Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Okay i k ow I’ve been asking you a lot of obidala asks but it’s because i like your perspective…aside from 2 bottoms scenario if obidala did fuck what would it be like.

Anakin dies and it’s weird grief proxy sex that’s incredibly milquetoast and if they weren’t so upset about their husband/brotherboyfbestfriend dying they’d both be disappointed.

obi-wan strikes me as the kind of guy who might want to do it more than once in the throes of grief just to prolong the ~connection to anakin~ or whatever but i think Padmé has too much self respect to do it again LFMAO. So tells him no and then they both never talk about it again and things are forever weird between them

Attention Everybody,

Christian Lindner ist in der Offenen Feldschlacht gefallen!

I thought Solas’ jawbone pendant was a dried out green bean for like. Several years. Even after I found out about the Dread Wolf thing. I just thought he was really into legumes or something

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Just a silly based on this post