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hungry hermits tango!!

(in the background, you can faintly here the lyrics "I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch, and we really getting money") Martyn: Look at that. (he realizes what song came on, and presses pause to laugh) What did I just hear in that song? Hold on. I'm here like doing…nerdy Minecraft modpack stuff, and in the background all I hear is, "I got the fattest ass, I make loads of money," (he turns the volume on the song up, and presses play) (I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch) Martyn: (echoing) In Queens, bitch (and we really getting money) Martyn: Mhm. (big) That's right! (he pauses the music) You wanna see the fattest ass in Misadventures? Look at this. Look at this, ready, ready, hold on, uh, nope, oh no, am I not in the right setting? Hold on, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. I got it. I got it. Ready for this? Let's go like this. I want-I want ass cam, that's what I want, how do-how do I do this. Hold on, wait wait wait, up to there…yes, yes, this is what we-this is what the people want, this is what the people want. Oh yeah, there we go. You want this on-on the entire walk back to--(starts laughing) Talk yo' shit girl. (he begins playing the music again) (I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch) Martyn: Yeah, that's right. (and we really getting money) Martyn: I got ass cam. (Bitch, let's go) Sun God: Martyn, what are you doing. (Martyn begins laughing in surprise while the music plays in the background) Martyn: You--no! Don't look at me! Don't look at me! Run! Sun God's after us! (he laughs harder) Run! You saw nothing! I'm going back to Queens! (the song continues playing as he laughs) Oh my god. Sun God saw ass ca-right? He saw ass cam. Goddammit.

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He sure is green!

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The worst versions of both of them

Happy Valentine’s Day this was way funnier in my head I promise

its nearly 3rd life's 4th bday

Rendog's unrealized bisexuality haunts me but not nearly as much as it haunts him.

1 month until dsmp is half a century old btw