Bros Before Hoes

Dude I'm striking out with every girl I'm getting matched with. If I don't get some action tonight my balls are going to explode. I might just have to fuck you instead.

What's your reaction when you find a sub or other partner with a dirty uncircumcised dick?

It's an automatic no. Any dude in bed with me, his dick has to be cut. Real men are circumcised. Even for a sub, I want your dick to look nice. I encourage any uncut guys to get that fixed. Never too late to have a nice clean cock. Had mine done at 17 and never would go back.

Just change here in the front yard. Who cares.

Always funny to force a guy to show off the goods. Looks like he's packing some hefty meat in there anyways. Nice balls and dick head by the looks of it. It's funny to think this kind of crap was the funniest shit ever to all us dudes when we were in high school. Weird how it suddenly just stops being something we do as we get older.

Alright bro you know the deal. Loser bottoms. Hope you been playing with your ass lately, cuz I'm gonna stretch you out for sure.

Just take it bro. Stop squirming and complaining.

I think we need Brent's opinion bro. I don't know who's bigger. Looks like a tie to me. Let me send him a pic.

When your best bud tells you he's pretty sure he's actually a sub bottom. But he wants you to fuck him to make sure. He tells you not to hold back and make him your bitch. You were hard before he even started undressing. The thought of breaking in your fit jock bud just got you so horny. He is everything an alpha normally is: fit, athletic, hung, popular with the ladies, and tall. But here he is about to lay down on you bed, arch his back, and let you slide your thick cut cock into his tight ass and dominate him 💪.

Your alpha power was on full display. You beat the guy you were wrestling with ease, even though he weighs just as much as you. Now you give the audience a flex and hammer home your dominance. Your big meaty balls and cock on display in your singlet. With your muscles bulging. Literally ever girl in the audience can only think about your weight on top of them balls deep breeding raw. It's nature's way, alpha dominance is contagious.

When he says he'll help you get off but doesn't realize you're 8.5 inches hard.... And you're only half way in.