@unpretty

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

the suffering never ends

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

ive realised there isnt a huge market for shakespeare shit posts

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

https://youtu.be/lO-D1LfcPyA

OMFG! LISTEN to THIS if you love Klaus, TUA, or Schomoyoho.

Farewell online privacy

we are officially in a new era of avatar fandom i am extremely screaming

Sooo, I just watched Ice Age for the first time in a while, and was not prepared for how much Sid and Manny reminded me of season 1 Gerald and Jaskier. They even have a child surprise!