Cat Noir: Do you know why Koalas aren’t classified as bears?
Ladybug: Because they are marsupials.
Cat Noir: ...
Ladybug: ...
Cat Noir: *starts to leave*
Cat Noir: *scoffs* Because they are marsupials! NO, IT’S BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION!
Bonus:
Kim, who heard Chat: Hey Max! Did you know that Koalas aren’t classified as bears?
Max: Yes, Kim. Yes, I did.
Kim: It’s because they don’t have the Koalafication.
Max: *sighs* No, Kim. It’s because they are marsupials.
Kim: Marsu-what?
Max: Mar
Kim: Mar
Max: su
Kim: su
Max: pials
Kim: pials
Max: Marsupials
Kim: Marsupials
Max: Shall I explain it?
Kim: Yes, please.
Max: *explains*
Kim: Oh, makes sense.
Day 4
Saturday
Plagg
@adrienagresteseptember2021
He’s a pain in his ass.
His best friend.
The sinker of Atlantis.
His kwami.
The one that killed the dinosaurs out (but they still somehow exist?).
He’s in love with cheese, especially Camembert.
He’s quite a handful.
He’s a lot more than words.
Not even his name can completely get him.
Plagg.
“Adrieeeeen~”
“Why are you obsessed over Ladybug?”
“Go. To. Sleep.”
“I love you.”
“I want cheese.”
“I’m hungry.”
Some of his favorite sentences.
But now their time is over.
Every evil is defeated.
And they don’t need them anymore.
Now they’ll have to say Goodbye which is hard.
“I’ll muss you kid and I already told you this but you’re the best Cat Noir I ever had.”
Tears were already welling in Adrien’s eyes because Plagg was the last piece of his family he had. His dad turned out to be Hawkmoth, his mum is dead, ladybug and he still didn’t reveal identities, Nathalie was Mayura and the police thought Gorilla was tangled up in this mess as well.
And now Plagg has to leave him too.
“I don’t want you to go, you’re my best friend and the last family I have. I don’t know how I’ll be strong enough to continue without you at my side.”
Plagg flew to Adrien’s shoulder and hugged him as big as he managed. “I don’t want to leave you either, I-“
“Hey.” Tikki, Ladybug’s kwamis arrived to retrieve the miraculous.
“I’m sorry. Ladybug just-“
Adrien stopped her. “Thank you, Tikki. But I really don’t want to hear about Ladybug.”
“Adrien, we don’t have to do this. You could transform and we would run away and open this shop we talked about and-“
“I’m sorry, Plagg. I wish things could be different but,” Plagg knew that this was going to hurt even more than it did the last time “Plagg, I renounce you.”
With those words Plagg was sucked into the ring. Adrien took the ring of his finger and put it back into the box he had carefully stored away into the top drawer of the small shelf, next to the Camembert.
“Here.”
He handed the box to Tikki and turned away to cry and scream and break down until all his tears were shred, all his screams turned silent and everything inside him was broken to a level not even Cat Noir’s cataclysm could reach.
Rolling around
aoharu au(or high school au lol)
But I love the idea of Mihawk and Zeff NOT liking each other and are rival dads on the street or something but they’re forced to get along bc their stupid sons started woohooing
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Chloe: I would never brag!
Alya: *deadpan* You once called yourself the proof of gods existence.
Souheki having entire convos in their minds
out sanji my actual beloved (basically inspired from this post GO GIVE IT SOME LOVE!!!)
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