Real Yearners Know That They Can Even Feel Nostalgic About The Present Moment

i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age

could you guys imagine if snails could talk

listen he looked at me weird ok

who the fuck elongated my slug

look behind you bro. it's the mudcrab dude.

dog thoughts 

(me on a first date) and what do you think of the inherent intimacy of surgery? have you considered the love someone must have to put their hands under your skin and hold the most grotesque parts of you and put them back together nicely? is anyone really closer to you than that? we all get uh a little enamored on the surgery table don't we haha. wait come back

i dont want any more emails

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score