I Will Forever Be Saddened By The Fact That Monsters And Fantasy Creatures Do Not Actually Exist And

time to go play in the woods and never return to society

sigh....EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU

under my skin is 17 layers of playdoh.

(me on a first date) and what do you think of the inherent intimacy of surgery? have you considered the love someone must have to put their hands under your skin and hold the most grotesque parts of you and put them back together nicely? is anyone really closer to you than that? we all get uh a little enamored on the surgery table don't we haha. wait come back

the enormity of my desire disgusts me

is there a word for getting the sudden urge to play minecraft after months of not touching it

beautiful women are coming to destroy you

Hey man it’s really cruel to joke about that. I set aside my entire busy schedule and no beautiful women showed up

haha nice argument!!! prepare for war

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast