Need More Fic Exploring The Hilarity Of Bruce Being The One To Pilot The JL Planes And Spaceships When

Ashes to ashes, bones to dust

your mental health is a priority your happiness is a priority your self-care is a priority your existence is a priority

Sometimes you just gotta do something for yourself and only you, be the person ms,Frizzle wanted you to be. And remember "Take chances, make mistakes, get messy!"

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

Sometimes I am loved, usually by the young. Other times I am dreaded, mostly by the old. I am hard to remember, also hard to forget. And yet, if you do, you’ll make someone upset. Even if you don’t want it to happen, embrace me. What am i?

Please,I want this

I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.

 I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like

 “That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft