*walks Into An Antique Store* I’d Like To See Your Most Evil Items, Please

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

I feel like we need to change how we decide on new presidents

like i think it would be better if it was decided on how many people they can get to join their own personal cult.

Oh wait.

Ok thats cool so i drew it

forest mushroom that makes you relive your most embarrassing memory when you eat it

oh my god...

so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.

the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.

THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.

Mommy sorry,mommy sorry, mommy

This i like

Sometimes you got to *insert drastic and wildly unusual behavior here* and thats ok.

Happy pride everyone,I hope this month treats you all well, do what you must.

Just a fox, nothing more, enjoy.

Fake it till you make it, it is my favourite phrase because it shows that you dont have to be perfect at everything if you just pretend that you are,no one can question you because they dont know if you dont know.