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Lmfao

Do you have a girlfriend your hot af and I wanna have your babies don't block me

Um...

Suddenly I have to go...handle something...yeah. Yeah. Bye.

HAVE A GOOD DAY! - Willy Wonka 🍫

"You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way."

– Walter Hagen 🌼🏵️💐

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! 🏆🌸💘 Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. -@chocolatecakekween

For me? Oh, thank you! You really shouldn't have! How sweet!

Lmfaoo I love you 😂😂😂

Have you ever been flat out drunk and hungover and how do you deal with it?? Virgin drinker here 😭😂

For sure. This is usually how I deal with it:

Shades & lots of sleep, my advice to you is always hide your eyes when you're in public. I get really hungry when I'm hungover. Always try to eat so you don't feel lightheaded or nauseous, bread soaks up the liquor. Drink water too, helps to dilute alcohol & hydrate. Looking back on this I don't know what I was thinking. Had 3 full glasses of tequila, one Margarita, two vodka shots & two shots of rum. I was a complete mess here & I showed up to work like this (somehow managed to not get fired, but I had the worst migraine), my shades were so crooked, Lord have mercy. Please don't search my instagram, lmfao. Never drink the night before work, sweetheart. And don't toss 'em back to back if you're a lightweight.

@winslowat3am Hi! Hello! :3 How are you? I hope well! So...i‘m going around making early Halloween art for my favorite tumblr bloggers. I made a little Tim Burton-esque art piece for you! ^-^ A few things:

1 - I used your blog‘s tagline for the artwork‘s tagline ((it‘s always 3AM somewhere, darling)) so that‘s what the black font above your head says in case it‘s hard to see

2 - It is called the midnight game bc I remember you said your house was haunted in 2016 after you played the midnight game ((that‘s where the cute ghosties came from and the light behind you is the portal they flew out of)) and I thought it would be a cool title especially since in the midnight game you‘re supposed to play until from 12am-3am

3 - I tried to do your current hairstyle but I‘m not good at bobs for some reason lol. I was going to give you black eyes like you were possessed by the ghosts too but I was like nah bc I didn‘t wanna be disrespectful >-< And I had to restart the piece twice bc your face is hard to draw as it‘s very specific. I fxcked up your cheekbones and the first face I drew didn‘t look anything like you #cheekbonesmatter

4 - I wanted to give this a kind of tim burton/harry potter/orphan feel bc those are 3 of my favorite things and it is for Halloween! :3

5 - This took me 2 days and I almost forgot to give it to you bc my autism and adhd makes my attention span short af but you I hope you like it lmfao :3

So that is it! \^-^/

Happy early Halloween! 😊🍂

palette painting

Pov: you live in a beautiful city with lots of blooming plants 🌺