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Show us your robes!

You strike me as the guy who casually wears bathrobes in the morning and on wellness sundays.

Oh yes, I have many bath and night robes made from the finest satin and silk. And velvet. If you gotta work hard you might as well be comfortable while doing it!

I just ordered a few more this week.

Can you please post the Willy Wonka song you used in the "when your candy sells" meme you made Mr Wonka? Please 😊😊😊

Ah, here it is. Excuse the language.

Benji Ceez & Rich The Kid - Willy Wonka

Did I miss something?

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

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S I M P S O N S G I F S

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.

@winslowat3am Hi! Hello! :3 How are you? I hope well! So...i‘m going around making early Halloween art for my favorite tumblr bloggers. I made a little Tim Burton-esque art piece for you! ^-^ A few things:

1 - I used your blog‘s tagline for the artwork‘s tagline ((it‘s always 3AM somewhere, darling)) so that‘s what the black font above your head says in case it‘s hard to see

2 - It is called the midnight game bc I remember you said your house was haunted in 2016 after you played the midnight game ((that‘s where the cute ghosties came from and the light behind you is the portal they flew out of)) and I thought it would be a cool title especially since in the midnight game you‘re supposed to play until from 12am-3am

3 - I tried to do your current hairstyle but I‘m not good at bobs for some reason lol. I was going to give you black eyes like you were possessed by the ghosts too but I was like nah bc I didn‘t wanna be disrespectful >-< And I had to restart the piece twice bc your face is hard to draw as it‘s very specific. I fxcked up your cheekbones and the first face I drew didn‘t look anything like you #cheekbonesmatter

4 - I wanted to give this a kind of tim burton/harry potter/orphan feel bc those are 3 of my favorite things and it is for Halloween! :3

5 - This took me 2 days and I almost forgot to give it to you bc my autism and adhd makes my attention span short af but you I hope you like it lmfao :3

So that is it! \^-^/

Happy early Halloween! 😊🍂

😂😂😂

you're legitimately disgusting

And I can see that you're legitimately bothered and hiding.

Good morning, early birds!

Rise and shine, tired eyes!

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