You So Damn Fine To Me, Lord Have Mercy

Ok. Hold up. Wait so I just got off instagram, and you‘re engaged?!?!?!? Wedding planning?!? Cake tastings? 🍰 Venues? Wat? 😲😲😲😲 Omfg is that why you‘ve been ignoring our tumblr messages for weeks? Seriously Congratulations big bro, omg I‘m so excited for you, i better get an invite!! 😭😭😭😭 And I wanna meet your fiance, her ring is mf beautiful like the size of my head, did you spend every dollar you have on it? But I cannot believe you did not tell us wtf man? She better treat you right and you better treat her right. I love you bestie! Now answer my messages! 😂😂😂

Love is in the air love is in the air, so cute so sweet 💖💝💓💕💓💗

Yeah, I'm sorry. She was making us taste wedding cake samples like every other day & every time she tastes a new flavor that she likes she changes her mind about the last one, lmao. 🤦‍♂️ But I really love wedding planning, it's so fun! I used to hate the idea of it. But looking through catalogs & planning the food, attire, theme, colors & the honeymoon is actually enjoyable. We're thinking of doing a royal wedding, like in a castle near the sea. & I was gonna msg you eventually but I've just been so busy. I didn't wanna make it a big deal cause then I'ma overthink every detail for the wedding & stress out. Like I've literally been eating cake for the last 6 days, can I breathe first? I can't believe I'm gonna be somebody's husband, like someone actually wanted my weird ass. 😩 & thank you so much, we'll get together soon! 🧡

Happy May, friends 🍄🌿✨

Show us your robes!

You strike me as the guy who casually wears bathrobes in the morning and on wellness sundays.

Oh yes, I have many bath and night robes made from the finest satin and silk. And velvet. If you gotta work hard you might as well be comfortable while doing it!

I just ordered a few more this week.

Follow me back? 😘

Uh, no. I don't do follow backsies. Or favors. My follow list is very small, five people to be exact. Yeah. This goes back to the "I don't like people or socializing" thing. Besides, I don't follow, I lead.

And I'm just here to talk about the 🍫 🏭.

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

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Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.

❄️💋❗BIG ANNOUNCEMENT❗💋🎄

@winslowat3am and I are partnering up for our first ever seasonal giveaway on Tumblr! We want to do something fun for the holidays because we know times have been hard and some people need some cheering up, so we're bringing the holidays to you guys! 🎄🎁❄️☃️ Starting today, the Thanksgiving giveaway is open from now until Friday 10:00am PST. We will be giving away 2 mystery boxes filled with new clothes from top brands, gift cards, miscellaneous, and other surprises!

🎁 HOW TO ENTER 🎁:

1 reblog = 1 entry. You can reblog this post multiple times but please don't spam your followers. Likes do not count as entries.

You don't have to be following my or his blog - but new followers are always welcome!

Winners will be selected randomly and announced after the competition is closed. I and Winslow will contact the winners we pick via private message. In addition we will be asking for the winners' fav aesthetic(s) and sizing info to match the items we choose with their body type, preferences and style as best as we can. I will be selecting a winner and @winslowat3am will be choosing the other. Winners will have 3 days to claim their prizes, otherwise we'll pick new winners.

SUPER IMPORTANT: PLEASE ALREADY HAVE A PO BOX ACTIVE THAT CAN RECEIVE MAIL AS WE WILL NOT BE MAILING THE BOXES TO HOME ADDRESSES. ALSO DO NOT PUBLICLY POST YOUR ADDRESS! WE WANT TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE. Please give 1-2 weeks to receive your mail. We ship internationally so all are welcome to enter the giveaway.

Sidenote: If you're having a "something went screwy" error popping up where your messages are supposed to be, please email tumblr support so that they can fix it for you before you enter the giveaway because we will be contacting the winners by message! If you have any further questions please feel free to contact myself or Winslow.

I'm so excited to be able to be involved in this collab! Good luck to all who enter!! Xoxo 🎁🎁🎁

- Rose

Selfie Beach Day☁️

Sources: (IG) @Tigerfawn, Pinterest ☕🥐🌷

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