Aye US Got Silver And Gold In Skeet Shooting Tho

this music note ain’t as fun, this one for dissociation

i stopped listening to most of tøp after blurryface but this is one of their songs that will never stop going immaculately hard. the fact that the music note is the “do do do do do do do do”. dark ass goofy ass song

best olympic meme hands down omfg

if u want to

I hope we meet again in another life…

this guy asked me to help him find a class one of the first days back and i was like “it’s like right there” and he was like “? someone’s in there and i think it’s another class” and it was another class. because after i personally walked to the room to see, he pointed out that the class was at 10, and it was literally 9:00. like yeah dawg there’s another class in there because yours doesn’t start for an hour, but it’s clearly still room 212.

just see two good boys

i know the tiktok part was a key part of the joke but the mississippi instead of norway was peak comedy

some folks ain’t strong like that tell me where it’s at

Unknown Artist - Angel Crying. 1465 - 1470

true story i went to this bar in san diego and the bathroom was unisex w three stalls. i walk in and the first one is pretty gross, second one is a black commode with a black light bulb directly over head and all i can tell is it appears to be COVERED in piss, more than i thought a toilet seat could hold. i go to the THIRD stall and it’s STACKED with toilet paper just coming up & out the bowl. so i’m like jfc ok and i go back to the first one to squat over it. i’m mid pissin and this lady comes in and does the same thing except much more vocal. she goes to her first (my third) and is like **ew wtf**. and i’m like oh no baby wait. she hits the second and loud asf goes “IS THIS A MFKIN JOKE??” and went back to the other one, flushed it and i’m guessing did her business. i bout fell on my own filthy assseat bc my body locked up trying not to laugh.

i was blowed out when it happened and the first time i told the story but imma think about it every time i go shopping in the public restroom

BROTHER WHAT IS THIS LMFAO