Lass Uns Doch Geschichten Schreiben, Die Wir Später Gern Erzählen.

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

LOOOOL This is hilarious tbh and so true

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

Are you a “Kemie”, “Schemie” odrr “Cchhemie” German?

Are you a “Kina”, “Schina” or “Cchhina” German?

18~☆

And I became 18 years old , :D nothing changed but a number , I hope this year and the next years go well insha'allah , :)

“Beware of preoccupying your heart with what it has not been created for”

— Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyyah (rahimullah)

A small persona doodle to try out the Laminator

how have i never heard of archive.org until today.. it’s an internet library that functions just like a real one, as in you borrow the books for 2 weeks and then they are returned to the archive. you can dl pdfs as well, but you’ll lose access after the 2 week period. it’s all free tho, literally just like a real library. i was searching for a cheap copy of this serial murder book from the 90s for my thesis and i found it for free on here. there’s like.. no gimmick at all? i’m so amazed. i literally just signed up and now i’m reading a super hq scan of this book for free. i love libraries.

Study moods

Productive procrastination: having an essay due in a couple of days but reluctantly chooses to do homework instead.

Early bird: waking up at 6am and having a nice study session before school starts.

Late owl: stays up late to finish that one essay you procrastinated doing earlier.

In through one ear and out the other: reading the same paragraph five times and still wondering what it's about.

Slow but steady: when I make slow progress but I'm very proud of myself.

I don't want to: laying on your bed and continuously thinking that you will start studying in five minutes. Alternatively you stare at your book for a prolonged period of time.

The master of the free period: the times that you have a snack and a nice spot in the library and just study.

Melòn ♥️

😂😂😂 yeah ... Ein Pärchen ... und ein Paar Schuhe

Du weißt, dass du deutsch bist, wenn … du den Unterschied zwischen “ein paar” und “ein Paar” kennst. (Submitted by anonym)