Opening tumblr be making my mouth wet instantly
I am more of a woman than a man
*petsmart employee* "so what kind of doggo do you have?!"
*me, side-eyeing you* "dumb and obedient"
*you* 😖🥴😖🥴😖🥴
look. i’m a sucker for praise. i’ll do so much to be called a good boy or a good puppy. but i’d also do a lot to be talked down to. to be told how much of a stupid mutt i am. how i’m too dumb to even be allowed to speak. or just combine both and tell me that i’m your sweet little boy who’s nothing more than just a bitch in heat.
yeah that would fix me right now…