"Why Have You Forsaken Me?

My wife, actually

TMA fans when they’re about to be murdered (they’re experiencing the slaughter irl)

Genshin oc time! Cringe I know but I adore him. He's an Electro polearm from Sumeru, but unlike Cyno he's a healer! He's a little Fucked Up (works for Dottore). (Also his last name has since been changed to Khouri)

He also happens to be, in my own oc universe, a cult leader and Prophet! Good for him. I'll probably give him his own lore post in the future if people want that

One last talent show to save the rec center

Ok everybody here's the deal.

My science education nonprofit, Skype a Scientist (you might know her, creator of the squid facts hotline and matcher of classrooms + scientists) has secured absolutely no grants to support general operations for 2025. But! We're selling advent calendars to fund our program! They absolutely rule. They can save our nonprofit asses. If we sell 5000, which I realize, is so many, we can fund our program for 2025. Then I can offer a bunch of programming for free. Running a nonprofit is a weird job.

Every day, counting down to frankly whatever you want (it's usually Christmas, but man, maybe you want to count down to Halloween, that's fine by me) scratch off the sparkly sparkly iridescence and reveal a fact about frogs! We have 24 top-notch frog facts here.

You should get one for every kid in your life, then get one for all the adults who still let themselves access joy in critters.

Get 'em here: https://squidfacts.bigcartel.com/

You know what fuck my anxiety. I'm going to live like Elias Bitchard. Mansplain, manipulate, manwhore, manslaughter my way out of situations and live like one day I shall be a king of a ruined world and never die. Fuck you anxiety.

What would Jesus do? Who cares! What would Jonah Magnus do in this situation? Be a bitch and serve cunt. That's what.

if ever you find symbolism in my writing please tell me i’d like to know about it too

My shaylaaaa

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person