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#28 - how did he let this happen

Bsd except Chuuya doesn't join the Port Mafia.

The Sheep notice Chuuya moping about the base. And they know it's because he misses Dazai.

And so they divise a plan to get Dazai to come over. Chuuya's too stubborn to do it himself so they've got to take matters into their own hands.

So naturally they stage a kidnapping.

Dazai: sat in Port Mafia headquarters What are you guys doing?

Shirase: holding a large sack Kidnapping you, obviously.

Dazai: Uh huh, and why are you trying to kidnapp me?

Yuan: Chuuya's upset.

Dazai:... Dramatic Oh no! I'm being kidnapped, by these strangers! crawls into the sack Don't even try to rescue me, it's too dangerous!

...........

Chuuya: suspicious Where have you all been? And what's in the sack?

Shirase: Oh trust me your gonna love this.

Dazai: pops his head out Tada!

Chuuya: Dazai?! brightens up Idiot get out of that thing.

All the Sheep just highfiving each other as Chuuya ceases his moping.

And happily bickers with his not boyfriend, who looks equally as happy to see him.

It never occurs to any of them they could've just stole Chuuya's phone to call Dazai over.

And it won't be the last time they kidnapp him either.

Get booped :3

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Dazai Chronicles Episode 3 guys

Idk, I just felt that it was funny. He wouldn't react this way but it'd be funny if he did lol

y!adazai who had a wet dream ‘bout you and he can’t help himself, in his defense he tried to get himself off without using anything that belongs to you or just you in particular, he says he feels guilty. ( he’s a liar ) but he can’t cum, he just can’t cum without either staring at a picture of you or wanking himself off with ur stuff !!! so he pays a friendly visit to your dorm and of course he had to refrain himself from fucking you awake because he has a reputation to hold and he makes himself seem as a ‘nice guy’ towards you. but he swears he did. that was until he catches a glimpse of the folds peeking through your panties and he lost it, he really wishes it didn’t have to be this way. so when you were fast asked this man could not help himself and slid your pantie to the side and indulge himself in your taste, but he made sure you were fast asleep. of course you were, which he’s so thankful of and he’s humping on the bed to get himself off.

and of course he doesn’t forget to take a picture of your cunt , he’s going to use that for later purposes. what a gross freak.

🎬 anon

Yes omg he's so gross.... he spends so much time thinking about you and jerking off into your stuff that he slowly loses the ability to cum on his own. So if he doesn't have anything that smells enough like you to tip him over he has to break into your room, looking at you while he fists his achey cock or getting into bed with you, smelling your hair and humping your ass. Of course, sometimes Dazai feels generous! He can't be the only one enjoying himself after all, it's only fair that he repays you. He's very careful when getting your clothes off and positioning you, sighing when he spreads your thighs and sees your pretty pussy on display for him. Even worse if you're already wet, even if it's just a little bit it'll make him lose his mind. He loses himself in your taste and smell, rubbing his cheek against your thigh and sucking on your clit to feel it twitch in his mouth, licking up your mess and letting it drip down his chin while he humps your mattress like a dog. He probably won't realise he's creamed his pants, too lost in your sweet cunt, still rutting his hips and making a mess of his underwear. He won't stop until you've cum, gently licking you clean and moaning at your taste, patting your inner thighs dry with a fresh pair of your underwear that he pockets before disappearing back into the night.

gOD it's so good to see dazai in something other than that fucking prison onesie finally <(￣ ﹌ ￣)> even if he is just a hallucination