Ok So I'm Going To Have To Marry Shimmer!Kane. Weird, Hot Alien Trying To Be A Person? Sign Me Up, I'm

Ok so I'm going to have to marry Shimmer!Kane. Weird, hot alien trying to be a person? Sign me up, I'm down. I can teach him all sort of things.

Club!Blue is a sneaky little weasel from what I can remember of Sucker Punch, but I feel like I could tie him up and make him beg and he'd end up being a fun time. Gonna have to fuck him.

This might be an unpopular opinion but I'm turfing Miguel. He just doesn't do anything for me! Is he the better choice for marriage? Yes? Am I going to kill him anyway? Yes

FUCK - MARRY - KILL

(Totally pinching this idea from the amazing @peepawispunk and her fabulous Pedro wheel!)

Spin the wheel 3 times and get 3 different Oscar Isaac characters, then decides whose getting ⭐️Fucked, Married, and Killed⭐️

I'd love to know your choices 💚