Let It Continue On Into This Endless Abyss

Reblog to microwave your mutuals /affectionate

i don't think you guys realize how devastating shen yuan's existence is for luo binghe in modern aus.

imagine youre luo binghe. you used to have nothing, but you've toiled and given up everything to be the 'perfect' man. you're handsome, successful, charming. everyone either wants you or wants to be you.

cue shen yuan. he's like you but effortlessly. everyone who talks to him falls obsessively in love with him. people think you're hot, but him? if shen yuan died, people would go to war over who gets to bury his corpse

he's rich, he's cute, he's kind, he's everything that binghe broke his bones to pretend to be. But worst of all? The most horrible thing? Luo Binghe falls in love with him too. And of all the people in love with binghe, out of everyone who would marry him in a second, he's in love with the ONE person who can't identify he feels attracted to binghe

i love binggeyuan because it is torture for luo binghe on every level

PIDW AU where after OG Shang Qinghua betrays Mobei-Jun, he falls into a coma before Mobei-Jun finds out (plan backfiring, random demon attack, reason doesn't matter).

When Mobei-Jun does find out, instead of killing him immediately, he plans to allow Shang Qinghua to wake up from his coma and face the consequences of his actions while consious

But when Shang Qinghua wakes up, he has amnesia and doesn't remember anything. Not only that, his whole personality changed! He's a lot more skittish and cowardly, and more importantly, clearly attracted to Mobei-Jun when previously he wasn't

Luo Binghe keeps asking Mobei-Jun when he's going to kill the traitorous rat, but Mobei-Jun keeps making excuses and claiming he's trying to get Shang Qinghua to remember his crimes first

But Mobei-Jun is actually doing everything he can to make sure Shang Qinghua doesn't remember anything. He's much cuter this way, plus he's much more useful in logistics than he was previously. And he is surprisingly competent at sniffing out traitors

What Mobei-Jun doesn't know is that Shang Qinghua is a transmigrator who really did have amnesia, but slowly remembered who he was and what story he's in, and is doing his best to be useful for Mobei-Jun so he doesn't die (while unaware that OG Shang Qinghua had already betrayed the demon).

Puuuuurple

whether youve played tears of the kingdom/breath of the wild or not, PLEASE help me out here. in fact the judgement of non players will probably make a big difference.

these guys are called "blue lizalfos" in game. but thats not blue. right. right??? they're purple, right???? a blue-heavy purple, sure, but distinctly purple??????

reblog for bigger sample size etc etc

Is Mobei-Jun part of this as well? And if so, does he have THREE ridiculous embarrassing dads????

Tianlang Jun and Shang Qinghua somehow ended up co parenting Luo Binghe. Now Bingbun has not one but TWO ridiculous embarrassing dads (+1 Uncle Zhuzhi).

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PASS THIS ON.

The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.

I READ THE NOTE

Most-used word in each US state.

where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this

(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)

Me when I click on a fic rec and realize that the fic was already marked for later

THE LATER IS NOW LIFE CAN FUCKING WAIT

AU where instead of transmigrating into Shen Jiu's body, Shen Yuan himself (w/ the same body and soul and modern clothing) was transported into a peak meeting. Everyone is confused at this Shen Jiu-look-alike in strange clothing, using strange words, and an absurdly short hair cut.

Even better (or worse if you're asking Shen Yuan), Shen Yuan is dressed in his hospital garbs, is just a few hours out of his latest surgery, and still is feeling the effects of the anesthesia.

Cang Qiong has many back to back heart attacks as a result of all of the above.