Arthur: Parker Used To Say That... "you Look Like Youve Hit Bedrock, Friend..."

He’s gotta munch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

As everyone knows, the soul resides in the belly.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

beginnings

some alt vers under the cut

It’s a pity the characters we meet in malevolent are so limited. I know it’s supposed to be a one man show, but also, it’s a one *man* show. I feel like there’s wiggle room here.

Clawing my way back up the pipeline to say

Can you imagine a Ghost Hunt UK x Ghost Files collab. The horrifying feedback loop Alex and Shane would make. Jonny putting Ryan’s imagination on steroids…

I’m tearing up just thinking about it

You know what I’m reblogging this in case it inspires someone to do it better

@kkachis

I don’t know how to reblog w a video ;_;

It uhhh…. It sure is something. I got the notes to play at more or less the right times, and I consider that an accomplishment. I later tried pitching down an irl violin for the “cello” and it was somewhat promising. The chorus bit is the waltz and it… exists.

have we done this yet

(id in alt)

MALEVOLENT SPOILERS like up to ep 20 or so

Pardon if this is a wholly unoriginal thought, but

So we have learned that Arthur’s parents did the sewer slide. Both of them? In this universe? That sounds like cult shit to me. It would explain his abject hatred of “Cultists”.

Fun fact: Arthur hasn’t eaten since that leg in the pit.