Yellow Mammals Poster. Inspired By @one-weird-mammal-a-day

When someone inevitably makes an edit of this episode’s great lines such as

“And I ate,”

“My king, you manifest,” and

“You thrive, King,”

please tag me. Thank you.

The Larson kids, few months before all goes to hell.

Stoathur.

i have nothing else to say, and nothing in my defense. Arthur as a stoat. or weasel? i don't know at this point.

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[ID: A digital illustration of Arthur Lester, as an anthropomorphized stoat. His fur is scraggly and unkempt, most of his fur a rich brown while the fur of his chin and his throat is a light tan. His suit is a darker shade of brown than his fur, and his shirt, tie, and pocket square are off-white. He wears a pair of glasses. The expression on his face is tired as he stares at the viewer, his eyes a glowing yellow. /end ID]

Malevolent vine

…and it was to make a gift for them. If I hear this friendly helpful rotting head slandered one more time istg

“Surely you can’t expect me to climb a 30ft pole and take the already loose eye out of a dead man’s skull!” -the guy who scaled a vertical shaft dozens of feet tall, shimmied around the exterior of the nth floor of a mansion on a cliff during a storm, has survived an elevator drop from inside a hotel to the bottom of a massive underground cavern, stumbling into an eldritch meat pit in the bowels of another world, and being thrown down a mineshaft, and has killed “I don’t know, seven?” people, two of which by shoving his thumbs through their eyeballs.

Y’all will do fuck all for Yorick smh.

Actually, I decided I should have it written down. Here: (if you can decipher it🙃)

Ah yes, the brainrot is developing nicely

An old photo forgotten (or left) in some drawer...

Fuck shit. Fuck. Not the Parker lore my heeeeaaaaaarrttttt

random pet peeve is people transcribing faroe's song in 3/4. i don't care if that's the official version it's 12/8 in my heart

You know you’ve got a premium blorbo when he literally dreams about getting a restful sleep.