Slash Getting All Blushy And Kicking His Feet At The Scary Sleepover (2017)

Tommy Iommi: "What should we call our band, mate?"

Ozzie Osborne: "Hm..how about..Black Sabbath?"

Tommy: "Ok, what should we call our first album?

Ozzie: "I'm thinking maybe..."Black Sabbath"

Tommy: "That's a right good name, that, but what about our single?"

Ozzie: "hear me out-"

Apparently today, August 20th, is National Honeybee Day.

So here’s that time a certain bee got a bit confused and thought the elf was a flower…

Say it with me people: “That was a f@c&ing bee!”

That awkward interview where Myles talks about ear plugs as "Sonic condoms" and immediately regrets his choice of words

real

Suddenly my car is broken 🤭(I don't have a car)

Hi, I saw Myles in Berlin last week, and I just wanted to share that I've come to the conclusion that there are 3 types of Myles Kennedy out there:

1. The bare-armed dork

2. The Rockstar™ with slightly unbuttoned shirt

3. The flannel-wearing silver fox

And I love all of them.

You are correct!

Those are obviously:

1. SMKC Myles

2. AB Myles

3. Solo Myles

𝕛𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕥𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕝𝕕 𝕒-𝕫 (𝕟𝕤𝕗𝕨)

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A- Aftercare: what they’re like after

james always makes sure that you’re okay, and that he wasn’t too rough with you. he will always hug and cuddle you until you fall asleep, telling you how much he loves you

B- Body part: their fav body part on them as well as on you

james’ fav body part on himself is his torso/chest, because that’s always where you lay when you sleep. as for his favourite body part of yours, let’s be perfectly real, it’s definitely your pussy.

C- Cum: anything to do with it

theres a lot of it, and it goes everywhere, especially since he almost never uses a condom. how he hasn’t gotten you pregnant is beyond a miracle at this point

D- Dirty secret: any dirty secrets they may have

whenever he goes on tour and you can’t come with him, he’ll almost always pack a pair of your underwear to carry in his back pocket when on stage, and when he’s feeling bold, he’ll sometimes hang them on his mic stand.

E- Experience: how experienced they are/do they know what they’re doing

its james hetfield. of course, he knows what he's doing.

F- Favourite position: what is their fav position

james is an absolute sucker for cowgirl. as much as he loves being on top of you, there’s just something about you taking control that drives him crazy.

G- Goofy: how serious are they in the moment

when he’s in a good mood, he’s always whispering things in your ear with the hopes of making you laugh, but on bad days, if he’s had a rough day in the studio, he just wants it to be completely serious to distract him.

H- Hair: how well groomed are they?

half the time, he can’t be bothered shaving it, so there’s usually a bit of hair on it, but if he really wants to impress you, he’ll clean it up a bit.

I- Intimacy: how are they during the moment?

james always wants you to know that he truly cares about you, and that he doesn’t see you as just a groupie to him, so during the moment, he’s always telling you how much he loves you.

J- Jack off: do they ever masturbate?

yes, but only if he can’t physically be with you.

K- Kink: some of their kinks

when he hits the right spot, there’s this one particular sound you make that drives him crazy, and he ends up finishing almost immediately after.

L- Location: fav places to do it

the bed, shower, any wall, the closet, the studio bathrooms, he’s not against the car if there’s no one around.

M- Motivation: what turns them on/gets them going

seeing you in lingerie, especially black lingerie

N- No: something they wouldn’t do

anything involvig piss or other body fluids

O- Oral: preference in giving/receiving, how good?

he loves giving, but he also loves recieving. one of his favourite ways to wake up is by having you sucking on his cock.

P- Pace: are they fast or slow?

definitely fast, but he slows down if you ever ask him to.

Q- Quickies: opinions on them, how often, etc

as much as he prefers taking his time with you, james knows it’s not always an option, so he’ll do a quick round with you if time calls for it.

R- Risk: do they take risks? are they open to experiments?

james is open to experimenting, as long as it doesn’t involve you getting hurt, but if you suggest something new to him, he’ll almost always agree to it

S- Stamina: how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?

even when he’s tired, he can go at least three rounds. that man has a shit ton of energy.

T-Toys: do they have any? do they use them?

james doesn’t really use any toys himself, however he got you a vibrator that he uses on you just to tease you

U- Unfair: their thoughts on teasing

james teases you all the time, he never misses the opportunity to tease you.

V- Volume: how loud they are/ what sounds

he tries to be quiet, but because he’s so obsessed with you, there’s been the time here and there where he lets out a noise a little louder than he had planned.

W- Wild card: random headcannon

one time he asked you if you would be okay if he got it pierced, but he never ended up gettig it done after hearing about how much it hurts

X- X-ray: whats under the clothes

james has a solid eight and a half inches, and it has some girth to it. it initially took you a little while to get used to, but he’s always gentle with you, even when he’s going fast

Y- Yearning: how high is their sex drive?

that man thinks about sex every second of the day, especially if you’re with him. he could take you any second, no matter where you are or who you guys are with.

Z- zzz: how quickly they fall sleep after

james doesn’t fall asleep straight away, it usually takes him about an hour, but once he’s asleep, he’s out.

real

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

one of the MANY reasons why I luv james is because he looks like some hot dad you'd meet outside a car dealership or something

The time evil Mario Duplantier bludgeoned Myles with his guitar