Captain Giggles Strikes Again! 🤣

why is this so real

Myles Kennedy: *Talented sexy rock God*

Also Myles Kennedy: *Complete adorkable weirdo*

STOPPP ILY (my no 1 fan fr)

𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕

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you sleeping on top of myles as he talks to you in your sleep (myles pov)

the only sound in the room was her soft breathing as she slept. it was one of my favourite sounds in the world. 

I held my arms around her as she lay on top of me, in a deep and peaceful sleep. she looked so relaxed, and I couldn't help but admire her.

“you're so gorgeous when you sleep darling,” my voice was barely a whisper, not wanting to wake her, but I needed to say it. regardless of whether or not she could hear me, I was going to tell her.

I gently stroked her hair as she slept, feeling the soft strands between my fingers. she was always so beautiful, but especially when she slept. 

“I love you so much baby, so so much,” I continued to softly and quietly talk to her in her sleep, not expecting an answer, but still talking anyway. 

whenever she fell asleep on me, my eyes never left her. she was my everything, and I couldn't bring myself to look away, even for a second. her breathing filled the room, it being in slow and even breaths, and a small smile crept onto my face.

“you're so beautiful love, i love it when you sleep on top of me,” I continued playing with her hair as she slept, feeling her chest rising and falling against my body, her arms loosely around me. I continued to look down at her, falling more and more in love with her with every second I spent looking at her.

the way her arms felt around my body. the way she always had one leg up when she slept. the way she occasionally mumbled. the way her hair was always perfect and soft. the way her entire body was close to me, not leaving even an inch of space between us. everything about her made me go crazy for her.

“I love you so much darling, so so much. I know you won't hear this right now, but you mean everything to me,” as quiet as my words and voice were, I couldn't have been more honest and true with them. 

I felt her stirring slightly, wondering if she had started to wake up, but when she went still again after a few moments, I knew she was still asleep. I kept stroking her hair and tracing her skin, loving the way it felt under my fingers.

after a few more minutes, she stirred again, and I continued to look down at her as she slowly opened her eyes, looking up at me.

“you have a good sleep love?”

May I pet you? You look like a handsome sexy werewolf *giggles and smiles*

no, only lars can.

hi guys!

ive decided im gonna start writing some myles kennedy esc one shots, so feel free to let me know if you have any requests!

stoppppp im about to cryyy

Hi, I had thought a story between James Hetfield ( maybe in the 90s) x wife!reader based on the song "November rain" by Guns N' Roses.

I wish it was sad ( I know, I like sad things. That's why i chose this wonderful song) I hope you like this idea.

Lots of love

I’ve ALWAYS wanted to do a fic based on a song… but- I think this turned out pretty weak and probably not what you were looking for (I had a little bit or writers block but that didn’t stop me from at least delivering SOMETHING

𝐍𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 ¹⁹⁹⁷

I was standing in the kitchen, lost in clattering dishes and the slosh of the dishwasher. Mundane sounds from every day created a comfortable background, but then one new, soft, very familiar melody crawled inside.

It was the opening piano notes of "November Rain" by Guns n' Roses, right there, laid out, a song that I hadn’t heard in a while.

Curiously, I dried my hands on the dish towel and followed the sound. It led down the hallway, past the living room, and toward the nursery.

With every step, the sweet melody became more clear, pulling at memories long tucked away for safe keeping.

I paused at the nursery door, letting the soft glowing nightlight bleed into the quiet hallways. Inside, I peeked inside, only to feel my heart squeeze in my chest.

James sat in the rocking chair, holding our baby daughter in his arms. His head was only slightly bowed, watching her as he softly crooned the words of the song.

His voice, which was normally gritty and powerful, was so loving and soothing now, curling itself around the words in a way that I knew he’d only ever do for his child.

"Sometimes I need some time on my own," he sang, the lines laced delicately with love. "Sometimes I need some time all alone."

I slipped quietly into the room, not wanting to break their moment, yet not able to walk away. James looked up and directly at me, he beamed humbly, continuing to sing, eyes never leaving mine.

I moved closer, where I could see how our daughter's small fingers were locked onto one of his. She stared up at him with wide, saucer eyes.

"This song," he whispered, then stopped singing and smiled. "Ahhh, it reminds me so much of your mommy. Do you know that I danced to this song with your mommy when we first met?” He cooed to her.

That night is as fresh in my mind as if it was only yesterday, the way he pulled me onto the dance floor despite my protests, how I was so glad he did, because I fell so in love with him.

"We were at this dive bar," James went on, gently rocking. "Your mommy didn't want to dance at first. But I wouldn't take no for an answer. Then this song came on and, man, I think she changed her mind. And now look, we’ve got you."

It brought tears to my eyes. He looked down at our daughter, his face soft.

"Your mommy looked so beautiful that night," he whispered. "She still does, every day. This song became our song. And now, it's yours, too sweetheart."

He eyes fluttered, tiny breaths evening out, and she slipped off to sleep at his voice.

"I know it's hard to keep an open heart," he sang, his eyes meeting mine again. "When even friends seem out to harm you. But if you could heal a broken heart, wouldn't time be out to charm you?"

The words seemed to take a new meaning for me standing there, our love, and the new life brought into this world together.

The music finally stopped, and James rose his gaze to mine, his eyes shining with unshed tears. "I love you," he said so easily, like smooth melting butter. "I love you more every day."

I walked over to him, leaning down to kiss his forehead. "I love you too," I whispered. "So much."

He carefully shifted our daughter to one side so I could sit beside him on the arm of the rocking chair. I perched there, wrapping one arm about his shoulders while resting my head against him.

Together we watched our daughter sleep, her tiny chest steady rise and fall.

the last ever alter bridge show

concept idea!!!!

They had just arrived in Orlando for their last-ever show before their departure as a band. This was the day of the One Day Remains show, and they had something huge planned. Some of these songs they had never played and some had only been played a handful of times. After tonight, the world would never watch Alter Bridge play together ever again.

Myles had been sitting in the tour bus all day, reading over lyrics and playing his solos, making sure every note and word was perfect, afraid of mucking up. Mark was inside the venue, speaking to the lovely workers, and then going into the dressing rooms to practice his guitar parts. Scott and Brian had been in a room together for the day, talking, and rehearsing. Everyone was set on making tonight perfect.

All the band’s family had come to watch, as well as fans flying from all across the world, putting an extra layer of pressure on the band, meaning more people to impress. Nearly fifty thousand people were planning to attend tonight, making it one of their biggest shows in their career.

They had an epic show planned, going through songs from all of their albums, including bonus tracks, and a couple of unreleased tracks, surprise guest artists, and playing songs from their other entities and solo projects.

“Good evening Orlando! How are we feeling tonight!” Myles yelled out to the crowd after playing the opening song, Addicted to Pain. The crowd cheered back in response, however, Myles wasn’t feeling it.

“I said how are we feeling tonight!” He yelled again, and the crowd cheered even louder in response. Myles was more satisfied with the answer and turned to Scott with a grin on his face. Scott saw Myles’ expression and started playing the opening drums to Sin After Sin. Mark joined in and the band broke out into song, and then went into White Knuckles.

Three songs in, and the band was already feeling the adrenaline that came with live performances, sad they were no longer going to experience it after tonight, but glad of their decision.

“Do you have any requests that you’d like to hear played tonight?” Mark asked one fan in the front row of the crowd, and the fan stood in shock for a second, in disbelief they were talking to the monster that was Mark Tremonti.

“Yes, I’d really like to hear Clear Horizon,” they requested, and so the band went into it. Myles’ vocals were blissful and deep, as well as soaring and high, and the instruments went along perfectly. When they finished the song, the crowd broke into applause, giving the band a nearly five-minute standing ovation, causing Myles to stare in absolute shock, and making Brian ever so slightly teary-eyed.

“Now we have a little treat for y’all tonight. We thought it would be a good idea if we decided to play some of our B-sides, so if you guys know this one, feel free to sing along. This is called Never Born To Follow.” Myles said into the microphone when the crowd died down, before the band broke into the AB III bonus track, one of the few times the song had ever been played live. Myles had sung his high note at the end perfectly and made it seem effortless, making the audience scream and cheer.

The band proceeded to play some of their usual songs, such as Cry of Achilles, The Writing on The Wall, Ties That Bind, Find The Real, Silver Tongue, Wouldn’t You Rather and Before Tomorrow Comes before Mark stepped forward to his microphone, looking around at the ginormous crows before speaking, letting Myles step off for a minute for a short break, to rest his voice.

“Thank you guys so much for coming tonight, this really means a lot to us, so as a thank you, we’re gonna play one or two songs from other bands we’ve been a part of over the years, so make some noise for Mr Scott Stapp!” he yelled, as the crowd started screaming, watching the Creed singer make his way on stage. The band played two songs together, Higher and One Last Breath before Scott left the stage, and Myles came back on.

The band played a few more songs, The Other Side, Slip To The Void, Holiday, Ghost Of Days Gone By, and Show Me A Leader, before another short break, this time, the entire band walking off stage.

When the lights came back on, Myles was the only one on stage, sitting in the centre of the stage, acoustic guitar in hand.

“Welcome to the more mellowed down acoustic part of the set, I’m gonna play a couple slower songs, and then we’ll get back to the heavy rock 'n roll,” Myles explained before playing the opening notes to Wonderful Life. The crowd listened as they were blissfully serenaded by Myles’ beautiful voice, and watched the song seamlessly transition into Watch Over You. When he finished, the crowd broke into applause, screaming at the top of their lungs after the slowed-down songs.

“Thank you so much. These next couple songs are throwing it right back to the Mayfield days, one of these songs I’ve never actually played live before, so this is gonna be interesting,” he said, swapping guitars, and playing the opening chords to Don’t Walk Away. When he finished, he started playing some chords to another song that was later recognised as Reigns Over Me, one of the unreleased tracks from the second Mayfield Four record. The crowd applauded when Myles had a very short break, as he was passed another guitar.

“This song is from one of the solo records, this is Year of the Tiger,” he introduced the song before playing it. The crowd cheered and applauded, and then cheered some more when Mark walked back on stage, holding an acoustic guitar, and sitting down next to Myles, who had replaced his guitar with an in-hand microphone, rather than the mic being attached to the stand.

The crowd went wild when Mark started playing the intro to In Loving Memory, with members of the audience holding up their flashlights, and then more and more people repeating as the song progressed.

After the acoustic set, the whole band was back on stage, now playing Blackbird, arguably one of the most iconic songs in their entire discography. The crowd went wild to the long epic song and gave the band another standing ovation when the song ended. The band then went into Metalingus, as well as New Way To Live and Breathe, two more of their bonus tracks. They then played Crows on a Wire and Indoctrination.

They then took a short break, and Mark came back out, this time to the centre of the stage.

“We’re gonna play you guys a couple of Tremonti songs tonight, so please sing along if you know the words, this is Dust,” Mark said into the mic before starting the song. The rest of the band joined in, and soon after Mark started singing. They played two more Tremonti songs after, The Things I’ve Seen, and Leave It Alone. The crowd cheered and applauded, Mark throwing one of his picks to a fan down on the ground.

The band played a few more songs, like My Champion, Brand New Start, The End Is Here, Fortress, Down To My Last, Fallout, Dying Light, and finished with Words Darker Than Their Wings before another five-minute break, with all of them leaving the stage.

Before the band came back on stage, Myles said through his microphone; “We’ve got another special guest for you tonight Orlando, so show some love for the one and only Slash!” he yelled, the lights coming back on, the crowd seeing the band standing on stage with the legendary top hat wearing guitarist. The crowd cheered for what felt like forever before Slash started playing the opening notes to Back From Cali, with Myles happily singing along, his voice still sounding as good as it did at the start of the show. When the song was playing, Slash and the band broke into Rise Today, which caused another loud scream from the audience.

At the end of the song, the lights went out and the fans thought the show was over, however, the lights came back on about a minute later, with the band all standing on stage, about to play another song.

“We’ve got one more song for y’all tonight, this is called Never Say Die,” Myles said before the band broke into the bonus track. Myles had put extra emphasis on the lyric ‘One last thing before we say goodbye’, causing many of the fans to shed some tears. At the end of the song, the band all stood together in the middle of the stage, an endless number of thank you’s leaving their mouths. 

They then proceeded to walk off the stage, making this the last ever show Alter Bridge would ever play, and they sure made it one for the history books, giving their fans one last thing before saying goodbye.

𝕛𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕥𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕝𝕕 𝕒-𝕫 (𝕟𝕤𝕗𝕨)

(included smut related content)

A- Aftercare: what they’re like after

james always makes sure that you’re okay, and that he wasn’t too rough with you. he will always hug and cuddle you until you fall asleep, telling you how much he loves you

B- Body part: their fav body part on them as well as on you

james’ fav body part on himself is his torso/chest, because that’s always where you lay when you sleep. as for his favourite body part of yours, let’s be perfectly real, it’s definitely your pussy.

C- Cum: anything to do with it

theres a lot of it, and it goes everywhere, especially since he almost never uses a condom. how he hasn’t gotten you pregnant is beyond a miracle at this point

D- Dirty secret: any dirty secrets they may have

whenever he goes on tour and you can’t come with him, he’ll almost always pack a pair of your underwear to carry in his back pocket when on stage, and when he’s feeling bold, he’ll sometimes hang them on his mic stand.

E- Experience: how experienced they are/do they know what they’re doing

its james hetfield. of course, he knows what he's doing.

F- Favourite position: what is their fav position

james is an absolute sucker for cowgirl. as much as he loves being on top of you, there’s just something about you taking control that drives him crazy.

G- Goofy: how serious are they in the moment

when he’s in a good mood, he’s always whispering things in your ear with the hopes of making you laugh, but on bad days, if he’s had a rough day in the studio, he just wants it to be completely serious to distract him.

H- Hair: how well groomed are they?

half the time, he can’t be bothered shaving it, so there’s usually a bit of hair on it, but if he really wants to impress you, he’ll clean it up a bit.

I- Intimacy: how are they during the moment?

james always wants you to know that he truly cares about you, and that he doesn’t see you as just a groupie to him, so during the moment, he’s always telling you how much he loves you.

J- Jack off: do they ever masturbate?

yes, but only if he can’t physically be with you.

K- Kink: some of their kinks

when he hits the right spot, there’s this one particular sound you make that drives him crazy, and he ends up finishing almost immediately after.

L- Location: fav places to do it

the bed, shower, any wall, the closet, the studio bathrooms, he’s not against the car if there’s no one around.

M- Motivation: what turns them on/gets them going

seeing you in lingerie, especially black lingerie

N- No: something they wouldn’t do

anything involvig piss or other body fluids

O- Oral: preference in giving/receiving, how good?

he loves giving, but he also loves recieving. one of his favourite ways to wake up is by having you sucking on his cock.

P- Pace: are they fast or slow?

definitely fast, but he slows down if you ever ask him to.

Q- Quickies: opinions on them, how often, etc

as much as he prefers taking his time with you, james knows it’s not always an option, so he’ll do a quick round with you if time calls for it.

R- Risk: do they take risks? are they open to experiments?

james is open to experimenting, as long as it doesn’t involve you getting hurt, but if you suggest something new to him, he’ll almost always agree to it

S- Stamina: how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?

even when he’s tired, he can go at least three rounds. that man has a shit ton of energy.

T-Toys: do they have any? do they use them?

james doesn’t really use any toys himself, however he got you a vibrator that he uses on you just to tease you

U- Unfair: their thoughts on teasing

james teases you all the time, he never misses the opportunity to tease you.

V- Volume: how loud they are/ what sounds

he tries to be quiet, but because he’s so obsessed with you, there’s been the time here and there where he lets out a noise a little louder than he had planned.

W- Wild card: random headcannon

one time he asked you if you would be okay if he got it pierced, but he never ended up gettig it done after hearing about how much it hurts

X- X-ray: whats under the clothes

james has a solid eight and a half inches, and it has some girth to it. it initially took you a little while to get used to, but he’s always gentle with you, even when he’s going fast

Y- Yearning: how high is their sex drive?

that man thinks about sex every second of the day, especially if you’re with him. he could take you any second, no matter where you are or who you guys are with.

Z- zzz: how quickly they fall sleep after

james doesn’t fall asleep straight away, it usually takes him about an hour, but once he’s asleep, he’s out.

Myles Kennedy's L'Oreal shampoo commercial

Never have I been more attracted to a woman

More MK please

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myles kennedy x reader

(includes smut, unprotected sex, fem reader, p&v)

word count: 1159

myles comes home from work one day with a big announcement, so you two decide to celebrate

It had been a long day, and I swear my heart skipped a beat when I finally heard the front door opening. I saw Myles walking through the door, and I immediately ran up to him, wrapping my arms around him and pulling him into a tight hug.

“I missed you so much,” I quietly say, burying my face in his shoulder. I felt him wrapping his arms around me, gently placing a small kiss on the top of my head.

“I missed you more my beautiful love,” he responds, whispering into my ear. I look up at him, my eyes locking with his.

“How was work?” I ask him, pulling away slightly so he can fully come inside. When I asked him, I noticed him grinning a little more.

“Well,” he starts, and I can’t help but narrow my eyes a little at his words, now more intrigued and curious.

“I got a call today, and you’ll never guess who it was,” he started, looking directly down at me. I raise an eyebrow at him, and his grin grows even wider.

“It was Slash,” he simply says, the grin on his face somehow growing wider as he speaks. My jaw practically drops at his words, in complete shock and disbelief.

“As in, the guitarist of Guns N Roses?” I look up at him, completely dumbfounded, and he nods his head.

“Yeah, he’s putting a solo record together, and he asked if I would do vocals on a couple of tracks,” he explains, and I feel myself grinning at his words. The love of my life was about to work with one of the most famous musicians in all of rock history. I hug him even tighter in response, feeling his arms wrap around me once again.

“That’s amazing love, are you gonna do it?” I ask him, looking up into his eyes. He looks down at me, thinking for a moment before nodding his head.

“Yeah, I think so. It would be a great opportunity, and may help Alter Bridge gain some new fans as well,” he responds, having very clearly thought this through. I slowly nod my head, my arms still tightly wrapped around him.

“Well, I’ll support you whatever you end up doing, you know that?” I look up at him, lightly pressing my lips against his. The moment I kiss him, I feel all of his self restraint disappear, and he kisses me back, his lips hungrily attacking mine. His arms pulled me closer to him, if that were even possible, before he pinned me against the nearest wall, breaking the kiss for a moment to look at me.

“You know love, I don’t know about you, but I think we should celebrate,” he quietly says before kissing my neck, causing me to let out a small moan in response. My hands find their way into his hair, grabbing onto it and lightly pulling, causing Myles to moan out softly against the skin on my neck. He continues kissing, leaving dark hickeys over the skin.

After a few moments, he pulls back again, admiring his newest piece of work on my skin. He then brings his attention off my neck and up to meet my gaze, his eyes meeting my gaze. His hand gently cups my jaw, his thumb grazing my skin.

“I could take you, right here, right now love,” he softly says, and I let out a shaky breath. I look up at him, and I slowly nod my head, feeling the desire and need for him in my body growing stronger and stronger with each second.

“I need you,” is all I can manage to get out before he kisses me again, this time even more desperately than before. His hands grab the hem of my pants, quickly pulling them down before he unbuttons his jeans, and proceeds to pull them down as well, causing him to spring free and hit my thigh, already rock hard. That was one of the things I loved about him: he never bothered to wear underwear. He said it made it easier for when moments like this one arrived.

He cups my face again, looking back up at me, the slightest look of concern on his face.

“I don’t have anything on me right now, is that still okay baby?” he asks, looking directly into my eyes. Another thing I loved about him was that no matter how long we had been together, and how many times we had engaged in these… intimate activities, he always made sure I was okay with what we were doing. Always. He never tried to do something without making sure he wasn’t stepping any boundaries.

As I nod my head in response to his question, he pushes me a little higher up the wall, allowing his cock to slowly slide inside me, and a moan escapes my mouth, feeling him fill me with himself. He grins at my moan, and after a moment to allow me to adjust to him, he slowly starts to move, his eyes never leaving me.

“That’s it, baby, you’re doing so well,” he quietly says, keeping his pace slow to start with. My arms tighten around him, and I bury my face in his shoulder. The way he felt, the way he spoke, just everything about Myles made me crazy and drew me insane, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

He gradually increased his speed, now moving faster against me, and I felt my body heating up, growing closer and closer to my release. I let out a moan against his shoulder, and his arms tightened around me as he fucked me. He lightly grabbed my chin, pulling my face out of his shoulder so I was looking at him.

“I love you, so so much,” he quietly says before kissing me again, still keeping his pace. I immediately kiss him back, feeling his lips firmly against mine.

After he breakes the kiss, I look up at him, my breathing growing shakier and more labored as he continues to move.

“I love you too,” I manage to get out before I bury my face in his shoulder again, a soft moan leaving my lips. At the sound of my moan, he too lets out a low moan.

He increases his speed even further, and the moan that leaves my mouth is even louder than the ones before. His movements become quicker and sloppier, and I can tell he’s getting close. 

Within seconds, his arms tighten around me as he reaches his climax, and I felt him spilling inside me. I let out a moan against his shoulder, feeling myself come to my own release.

After a few moments, he brushes a strand of hair out of my face, looking down at me.

“I love you so much baby, so goddamn much,” he quietly speaks, pulling me in for a light, yet passionate kiss.