GIVE ME YOUR BABIES.

none of u guys miss him like i do

I adopted them as my parents. Whatever.

when someone asks me what i use tumblr for:

one thing about being a swiftie is you will be 3 seconds away from falling asleep and then boom. new swiftie lore that will alter the trajectory of the next month

tom blyth’s terrifyingly gorgeous eyes. send tweet.

"🗣Stop crushing over men old enough to be your dad, or I'll send you to a mental asylum"

Me rq:

"you're so quiet!" I'm exploding you with my mind

every time I see a new photo of my favourite old man I say yippe and jump ten foot in the air

if i had known my hollywood crush when i was 11 year old was going to come back at just the absolutely most chaotic time in my life--adulthood--i would have no idea the repercussions

this is the realest thing i’ve seen all day

Y'all are gonna have to pry Brooklyn 99 from my cold dead hands