One Big Happy Family

A request from @magnificent-winged-beast Cas with crows in the empty. Cuz in my imagination ‘empty’ is somewhere you’ll stuck with your own memories alone, so in P2 I chose the benches in S4E07.(where Cas and Dean had a little talk)(and there is obviously no Dean in the empty, so Cas is alone)(…with crows, he is not alone, whatever) wish you would like it!

Dean: *says something remotely sarcastic*

Cas: You don’t have to be mean 😢

Are you insinuating that Castiel isn't a delicate flower? Cause it's pretty common knowledge that he is.

He DUG a BULLET from his gut and SHOVED IT in his BROTHER’S EYE

will never stop being funny actually. they straight up are just not listening to him at all.

Do you think when cas gets extra bitchy at dean he just changes his rib carvings?

Like yeah they are still protecting him but he gets to be super passive aggressive about this so now they say shit like "protect this dutiful righteous man who fails to take out the garbage eventhough he said he would do it"

Fanfiction pet peeve: The Impala is an automatic transmission; it is NOT a stick shift. I dont know if Dean knows how to drive a stick, but if he does, he DID NOT learn it in the Impala

Strandlines by aeli_kindara

Destiel long distance would never work because Cas would never answer his phone, and Dean has abandonment issues and a car

They didn’t put Misha Collins into a priest outfit and that’s just homophobic

Imagine trying to flirt with someone like:

“So, what, I’m Thelma and you’re Louise and we’re just going to hold hands and sail off this cliff together?”

And they look at you like:

my hottest take is that endverse destiel was in their divorce arc not bc dean dumped cas but bc cas was emotionally unavailable