I Hope I Never Ever Ever See This Image While Im High Or It Will Also Straight Up Kill Me. It Would Make

i love AI characters in media!!!!! its so interesting to see how humans invision what an artificial human would act like!! we barely even know ourselves, but we imagine the minds we could create!!! do robots have morals? emotions? fears? do they dream? can they love? give me all of it !!!!!!!

New Headcanon: Apollo kids call anytime they fail at anything a “Lester Moment”

Apollo sat down with the rest of his children at the “him” table. Kayla was struggling to open a water bottle. 

“Austin, can you get this for me? I’m having a Lester moment,” she said. 

“Sure thing, Kayla,” Austin replied, opening the water bottle. 

“Wait a minute. A Lester moment?” Apollo said incredulously. 

“Yea. You know. Like, struggling with a simple task. Failing at life,” Kayla explained. Apollo made a face at her. 

“You know, there was a time when I would have smited you for that. Smited? Smote? Smote,” Apollo said sternly. Austin snickered.

“Not while you were Lester,” Kayla retorted with a smirk. Nico snorted and covered his mouth. Will smacked him lightly on the arm. Apollo frowned and flicked Kayla in the head. 

“OW! Hey!" 

"Sorry, I had a Lester moment,” Apollo said, causing Will to spit out his water.

I can't reply to the other wips with a video

anyways this might take a liiiitttlee longer than I initially anticipated :')))

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

Attention

That is all

I feel is my responsability to share this. As a "little" huh heads up.

Most of us are recurring to VPNs and the like, and it's true people are disappearing. On top of that, there have been instances of usamericans literally tagging venezuelan authorities when they see a venezuelan trying to share info about the protests and the situation. I wish i was lying.

Anyways, I just feel the need to share awareness somehow.

Update: Twitter and other webpages have been blocked and can only be accessed with VPNs. There's concerns about people arrested being taken to La Helicoide, a fucking giant torture center. If people really doubt venezuelans, I'm begging you to do your own research about La Helicoide and La Tumba (If you aren't sensitive)

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

This is a gentle reminder to those who keep poultry to PLEASE keep in mind wild snakes if you are using fake eggs in your chicken coop. Snakes are incapable of digesting the wooden/plastic/ceramic fake eggs that are commonly placed in chicken coops to train hens. Snakes (like this little ratsnake here) can and often do eat these fake eggs and suffer life-threatening obstruction as a result!

If you need to use fake eggs in your coop please strive to ensure that the enclosure is snake-proof (difficult) or superglue 3 or more eggs together so that snakes cannot consume them and become obstructed.

Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.