Ooooh Lawdd Have Mercyyy !

inmyownlittlebubble:

dianasarabia:

lmfao. 

You cant wait for them to get home:

And you wait and wait like:

They finally get home and im like:

You look through the bags and you cant find it so im like:

Did you get what I asked for?

And then there like:

Oh sorry i forgot next time honey.

Then im like:

When my parents go grocery shopping and I tell them to get me something

More Laughs Here

Sitting in the back seat of a car when the front windows are open

dreambigbiebs:

o.e …

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, “Toma Sota balcu,” as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you… post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

my ipod . (:

Chris

“What’s wrong with you?” I looked over at Ayla to find her twiddling her thumbs, biting into her bottom lip nervously as the limo rode over the tarmac towards the private jet we’d be stuck on for hours. “You ain’t stressing this shit, are you?”

“Slightly.” she answered, reaching...

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