Haven’t Seen This On Tumblr Yet, And Tis The Season

I wish you a happy new year 2024!!!

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

Trying To Not Feel Doomed Tuesday

bringing an actor back for the finale of a tv show they havent been on in years is so funny. imagine if they made you go back to the starbucks you worked at in high school to make one last latte because theyre blowing up the building tomorrow.

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

Can't wait for their collab

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

Tony Hawk was part of the British royal family. He and princess Diana were besties, he did skateboard tricks and made her laugh, but none of the other royals liked him, so when she died, he was excommunicated. He lost his country and his best friend and his home all at once.