This Post Is So Fucking Funny To Me And I Have No Idea Why

oops that was my rp blog LOL

but okay! i'll give you a pic for one of them and descriptions for the rest!

Minit the hourglass:

Penny the Planter: Penny appears as a tall gal with a normal figure (unlike most of the other cast, who are either skinny as a stick or beautiful chubby men/women/enbys), who has her face on the front of the pot. On a normal day, she wears a slightly dirty gardener’s outfit, complete with a little sun bonnet and gloves. For a casual outfit, she would likely wear overalls, a short-sleeve shirt, and a straw hat. Lastly, she’s always with a calm, almost serene expression plastered on her face.

Shoryo the Stump: horyo appears as a stump-headed girl with a tall, round figure. She wears a light purple ninja outfit without a hood, that is accented by a light orange belt. Because she has no hood, she instead wears an uneccesarily long, white scarf around her mouth that often trails behind her and flaps around in an unseen wind.

hope ya have fun drawing them! they're my gay children and i love them sm

Ok guys,I'm having art blocked so

Give me your dandy's world Fv Character Or Oc!

so I could draw in my design or my Au :)

this

The beasts say in unison

god damn he got that SWAG

water isn't the only thing dripping from this little man!

ruffles drip

Sadly i got no ideas

oh. well you can ask the characters directly! remember that the iterators are open too

HEY EVERYONE CHECK OUT MY ROLEPLAY BLOG!

Do you like Sprunki? do you like Eldritch horrors? do you want to talk to one of those aforementioned horrors?

WELL, HAVE I GOT THE BLOG FOR YOU!

MEET RALMOK!

feel free to do whatever with him! praise him, pester him, even give him gifts! do whatever, i dont care!

please oh please send asks to him im so attention-starved

ANYWAYS THANKS IN ADVANCE

GUH

chubby teagan save me

YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW IT

these are ALLLLL my Sprunki redesigns. i wont make rp accounts (yet) but it'll be a step forward. here they are:

Google Docs

Johnny, Twitchy but Lovable

Ideas for my OWAKCX from Sprunki design: Name: Johnny Gatro Animal design stuff: In addition to prairie dog features, he’d have a long and

Johnny Gatro, or my version of Owackx! he may be a bit rough around the edges, but he means well!

Google Docs

Sally, Cowgirl's Apprentice

Another Sprunki character design Name: Sally (last name unknown) redesign of who?: Wenda Animal Features: Sally has cat ears, a slick but

Sally! she's my Wenda, and she is NOT a murderous psycho freak this time around!

Google Docs

Tammi, Commanding Cowgirl

Sprunki Tunner design (CW: somewhat suggestive stuff, mentions of tiddies) Name: Tammi Delaney Animal features: rattlesnake tail + scorpi

Tammi Delaney, the cowgirl in charge! she's also my version of Tunner!

Google Docs

Riley the "bad gal"

Sprunki Raddy design (not my first choice tbh, but my friend requested it) Note: Every time I mention “rebel culture” or something like tha

and lastly, Riley! (it's Raddy, lol)

i hope yall like them! i'm gonna be using them a lot in roleplay, I fear...

one last ping to my good friends, @cryptan1x and @thegiantsavior !

ok so my friend made a headcanon that almond loves cats so that makes me happy

Walnut, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back home one day with six kittens?

Almond: What's in the box?

Walnut:

Almond: Walnut, what's in the box?

Walnut: I think you know.

Almond:

Almond, exasperatedly: Let them in.

ELLO ELLO, I'M BACK AGAIN WITH TELLING YOU CHAPTERS FROM MY DANDY'S WORLD AU!! ( more late than usual because I forgot 😭 )

( as punishment for being late, I'll tell the extra story )

The Fight Between Two Glass-like Objects ( but simplified )

Since Ian lost, he had to tell a memory of his past ( or I guess story ), which is this:

When Ian and Rory were both kids, Rory once invited Ian to a sleepover. On the way home after Rory gave him the invitation, Ian meets a magnifying glass like entity ( CHAT IT'S RODGER!! ), who asked him about a mirror entity, to which confused Ian said no. The magnifying glass soon left Ian alone.

After Ian's mom sent him to Rory's house, Rory showed him around the house, which has a unique standing mirror. Rory explains that another family just gave the mirror to his with no explanation.

When Ian and Rory were about to sleep, Ian hears a sound of thrashing and screaming downstairs, which revealed to be the magnifying glass entity and the mirror entity, AKA the standing mirror fighting each other. The sounds scare Ian and made him cry. Rory, who is obviously angry with the interruption distressing his friend, went to grab a bat and proceeded to smack the magnifying glass entity until it went out of the window it broke in. It is also angry at the two friends ( or mostly, the mirror entity ).

Rory had to comfort Ian and the mirror entity ( Twisted Glisten ahh ) until his parents came back home. His parents didn't see the mirror entity because it went to being the standing mirror. It also apologized to Ian for the disturbance, somehow knowing his name.

Ian finishes talking about his memory of the past ( or story ), it is Rory's turn to tell his.

The 'Detective' And The Fashionista ( AKA an extra story and the backstory )

( Ian and Rory never tells these stories because they don't know about every entities' backstories )

A random 'detective' gets jealous of the famous fashionista for being too perfect. He did research with a magnifying glass, which would be the clue to his demise transformation.

After 24 hours ( 19 hours at his workplace, last 4 hours at his house ) of researching about the fashionista's imperfections, he finds out that the fashionista is involved in some kind of scam before getting a disease where it turns him into a magnifying glass entity. He wonders why, but found a solution to take down that fashionista.

The fashionista was visiting a town to get a parcel, which is a handheld mirror. He stays in the town to finish some designs for clothes when someone decided to bash and attack him with a brick. The attacker is revealed to be the magnifying glass entity, who just throws the mirror onto the fashionista, whose face is wounded with bruises. The fashionista embraces the mirror, before the magnifying glass entity says something about the disease, which is turning the fashionista into a mirror. The fashionista cries, while the magnifying glass entity watches. When the police arrived, what they only found is a pool of blood, and a standing mirror in it's place.

The fashionista is pronounced dead for an unknown reason, and a lot of people bought his designs for clothes. Uniquely, a family bought the standing mirror. But after buying it, they heard silent cries. Some thought it was the neighbour, but nah, it was the mirror since when one of their children accidentally broke it, it yelled and cried out in pain.

The family then gave the mirror to another family ( AKA Rory's family ) before moving away.

About the magnifying glass entity, he plans to torture that mirror entity for an eternity, for the silly.

Ye that's the story chapter in a nutshell-

( hopefully I can tell more tomorrow, but now, amirmir~ )

WOAH

THE TOONS BEING PEOPLE CURSED OR DISEASED INTO TURNING INTO THEM IS SO FUCKED UP I LOVE IT