No Thoughts Just Jeremy Knox

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

At school

He: *staring at mo*

Jian: hey the girls asked me to ask you if there’s a girl you like!

He: mo guan shan

Jian: bu-

He: Mo. Guan. Shan.

Jian: he-

He: MO GUAN SHAN

Mo: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

He: you *winky face*

Mo: ಠ_ಠ (fuck im so gay)

neil: so why'd you get put on these drugs they don't seem like they're actually good for you

andrew: cus the court ruled my head game too crazy lol

neil: ...what?

andrew: what.

*later while sparring*

andrew: and then i told him im good at giving head and he looked at me like i said 2+2=5

renee: losing it on the floor laughing

*even later at the library*

google what does crazy head game mean

google what is "giving head"

google why would someone that hates you tell you they're good at giving blowjobs

jerejean’s brains short circuiting every time they look at each other 🫠 they find each other sooo attractive how embarrassing for them

Reblog if BTS’ albums have saved your lives and possibly even changed your life for the better let’s prove a point here

"You're a good boy, you really are! Do you want to go home? Yeah? Wait until you meet Laila and Cat. They are going to love you."

[The crew is being asked what love is to them]

Leo: What do I think love is? Uh It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much that people think something's wrong with you.

Hazel: Love is light. Acceptance. Fire.

Reyna: Pain. Horrible pain. That you want again and again.

Leo: And also, fucking. Twenty-four seven, can't-walk-right fucking.

Jason: Ah! It's just chilling, you know? Kicking it with somebody, talking, making mad stupid jokes. And, like, not even wanting to go to sleep, 'cause then you might be without 'em for a minute. And you don't want that.

Nico: Why are you asking me that? You shouldn't be talking to me.

Piper: Okay, it's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And The Smiths are playing "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out". Oh. There's warm lighting all over and there're like five dudes massaging you.

Annabeth: And you have a pizza.

Piper: She's right. And you also have a pizza.

Frank: Hey! It's like you become more you. Which normally is like [Makes explosion noises] But now it's okay Because the person, like, whoever, they chose to take all that on. All that weird stuff. Whatever's wrong or bad or hiding in you. Suddenly it's all right. You don't feel like such a freak anymore.

Percy: It's like coming home after a long trip. That's what love is like. It's like coming home.

My Father, My Universe

What started as a joke between myself and @kings-dream became and actual thing that has an obscene amount of views and absolutely lovely feedback, please enjoy my ‘AFTG characters as vines’ compilation video (more AFTG and other books to come).

@korakos, please forgive me

I love Derrick and Derek and how they treat Jean

✨🤌🏼☺️😘🥰