Literally Adorable Bro

This is Kabru's real job

Accommodation I should have: someone to follow me around and whisper in my ear, medieval court advisor style, how to correctly respond when presented with different social situations

"My liege, that was a rhetorical question you just heard. Do not answer it."

i need teen skk to be physically affectionate with each other but in the weirdest possible ways because dazai has never had anyone his own age to bond with and chuuya, while he technically did have "friends," was seen as a leader rather than a member of the group. i need them making up ridiculous excuses to sit super close together so they can put their heads on each other's shoulders when they're sleepy after missions. i need dazai complaining about a headache so chuuya will let him put his head in his lap and play with his hair. i need dazai biting chuuya out of cuteness aggression and chuuya being like "what the fuck?" and then allowing it to continue regularly. i need them to share a bed on missions "for safety" even though there are two beds in the room, they just want to sit on the bed and play cards and end up accidentally falling asleep tangled up like a pile of cats. i need them to be physically close but never ever admit that it's intentional.

Ned Leeds’ lola from No Way Home

One weirdly specific interest I have is Japanese Sea Creature merchandise. Anyone wanna buy me a Coelacanth Soy sauce bottle. An Isopod Keychain. A squid backpack light. A fishy squishy. Please

NOOO DAZAI NOOOOOOOO!!!!

im not even into bsd anymore but i found this old drawing LMAO

born to meow forced to have sentient thoughts

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.